Hey were you wondering what a tv version of the movie “Jerry Maguire” would be like? Oh. Good. Well then. Here…you are, sort of.

Another terrible hug is given. Another terrible hug is received.

The prize for winning this show is $50k plus a brand new gas guzzling SUV that will probably cost $50k in gas over the next few years. The prize for just watching the show is knowing that at the least, you weren’t crazy enough to be on the show. So either way, you sort of kind of maybe almost win.

Another terrible hug is delivered to an innocent by-hugger.

Aliens attack my hometown of Boston but my people drive the hordes back by calling them “queeeeahs” and then the Red Sox win the World Series 10 times in a row. That’s the plot of this show, right? Perfect.