Recently I read up on cat tail signaling in a care2.com piece from PURPORTED cat lover Melissa Breyer. This is my rebuttal to the meowsinformation campaign she calls an article.
She ascribes a whole emotional spectrum to an animal that, though very temper prone, has a very limited range of feelings. In fact, I’ll just say it. CATS HAVE ONE EMOTION AND THAT IS MURDER.
So if you own a cat, here are are the main tail positions you’ll need to watch for and what dangers they are conveying all of which are deadly.
A cat in a good mood will always be looking to pick a fight, so when you see a tail set confidently a-high like the mast of a pirate ship filled with similarly minded killers, BE CAREFUL. Do not stare directly at your cat, keep your face out of murder-reach, and above all carry a gun and a flashlight. Semi automatic is recommended because cats are fast and most know some form of Jeet Kune Do, but what’s worse, cats travel using the shadows themselves as a medium. They can pounce at you from any source of darkness, but a well timed burst from a flashlight can dissolve that cat back into the in-between place they originally came from.
Gosh I hope “Teen Wolf” is about a pack of were-mothers being hunted by elite social workers? Also, how many more weeks before MTV’s inevitable announcement of “Teen Grandma?” SO MANY QUESTIONS SO LITTLE… who cares.
Will SyFy’s budget impact just how extraordinary The Alphas superpowers turn out to be? I sure hope it’s more “Battlestar Galactica” than “Sharktopus.” But then, I’m also kind of hoping it’s more “Sharktopus” so I can enjoy Alphas on the same level as “The Room.”
The Bodies Exhibit and Harry Potter: The Exhibition have teamed up for a new, well, exhibit. Fans of the J.K. Rowling books and films will enjoy seeing their favorite characters as they’ve never seen them before. Although NOTE TO EXHIBIT: Harry doesn’t run the bludger!
And fans of dead bodies will enjoy more dead bodies but this time wearing scarves. It’s a Win-WIN. Opens today in NYC.
The Bodies Exhibit and Harry Potter: The Exhibition have teamed up for a new, well, exhibit. Fans of the books will enjoy getting to see their favorite characters as they’ve never seen them before. Fans of dead bodies will enjoy more dead bodies but this time wearing scarfs. It’s a Win-WIN. Opens today in NYC. FOR REAL. Totally.