Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Ten Books I Am NOT Writing

1. A MANNERS PRIMER FOR MIDDLE EUROPEAN MISTRESSES ON HOW TO RESPOND AFTER HAVING BEEN RAVAGED BY LORDS AND LADIES OF THE EVER VICTORIOUS DUTCH ARMIES

2. Irradiated Wastelands You CAN Afford To Visit

3. Danger Police: Guzzling Danger By The Bucket

4. Trains: They Take You Places, And Sometimes That Place Is Heaven

5. 10 Hobbits of Highly Successful Quests

6. Where Failure Lives: YOU!

7. What's That? A Gun in Your Hand? Bet You Won't Use It! Chicken.

8. 6 POINT FONT: The Book

9. What Kinds Of Scrap Metal To Feed Your Baby

10. Print Is Dead And So Is The Author Of This Book (posthumous edition)

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Thursday, July 02, 2009

THE NEW & IMPROVED DRINKING IN L.A.



Huzzah! Today's the day our "Drinking in L.A." column relaunches as a video series! Because reading is hard!

In our first installment, I take a look into where my time in Los Angeles has put me on the douche bag scale. Enjoy!

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