@SeanCrespo Tweet Round Up

SCOTUS ruling on Space-Time Continuum: "It IS legally permissible to segregate Space & Time into separate but equal universal fabrics."

If corporations are now people, what's to stop them from marrying homosexuals or box turtles?

I have a jar of free speech I'm going to cash in at the SpeechStar at Duane Reade today!

If money=speech, what is credit equivalent to, smalltalk?

Are we in the second act of a Miyazaki film where the bad guys have all the power but then a cat-bus or feisty little girl saves the day?

Can we racially profile corporations with names like, say, Blackwater now? I mean, what kind of name IS that anyway?

We all know the old saying, "Money talks. Bullshit also talks." So the SCOTUS ruling is not surprising.

Since money=speech, I am using Bush's THOUSAND POINTS OF LIGHT speech to pay my electric bill this month.

The good news about money=speech is that you can declare words on your taxes.

Is corporate welfare now just regular welfare? Can we start giving corporations government cheese in lieu of of subsidies?

The Dread Pirate Roberts Court to America: "Good work, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

Supreme Court is SCOTUS, the President is POTUS. So what name do we give Corporate Oligarchical Interests? How about COITUS?

Hey, good news. Corporations are people now! They've been made flesh. KILL KILL KILL. (start with Monsanto)

Starting group, the Earthers, cuz I don't believe conservatives were born on Earth. No evidence but, it's a "belief" so you must respect it.

Question: If you could only take one Agribusiness to a desert island with you, which would it be?

Does it rhyme with Donsanto?