HAPPY MERRY DAY FROM SEAN @ DRINKATWORK 2

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HAPPY MERRY DAY FROM SEAN @ DRINKATWORK

I'm staying in New York for the holidays, but I'm keeping myself charged by watching the Albert Finney SCROOGE musical 50 times in a row. I'll try to check in with you guys as the day progresses. No, I'm fine. Thank you though.

Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 101

My best friend and the recently be-husbanded Dan Bialek has a new podcast called Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe

Every week Dan will interview five or so of his favorite funny phriends (I hate alliteration, that's why "ph," ok?)-- including my pal from Emerson Lizzie Cooperman and anger savant, the hilarious David Taylor-- all as part of the new ROBOT WEREWOLF NINJA DELUXE podcast.

My contribution is entitled Sean Crespo's NEW YORK MINUTE. This week I took the time to make sure almost nothing about New York was actually mentioned as I walked via SFX through the cow patch, the dog room, and the clock room, all of which are located in the giant traffic copter which I parked next to a jack-knifed cutlass on the river. An experience that all of us, as New Yorkers, are familiar with.

Get behind it.

I'm a movement.

Yours,
S

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: CUPID

Here it is. My video for TV WITHOUT PITY. This week it's about Cupid.
SOMETHING PITHY HERE.

Hey everyone, I made Comedy Central INSIDER's top 100 comedy twitters.

Q: Guess what I'm about to go do with this news?

A: Seriously? You need an A?

CASH 4 OLD

Could you use some extra money? Send your old relatives into CASH 4 OLD right now and we'll send you COLD HARD CASH...TODAY!!!




courtesy of the new SHARK AT WORK SHOW

CLASSIC NPK: BIG BROTHER

Don't forget folks that this Wednesday will be the big 50th Vlogiversary for me at Televisionwithoutpity.com. Will I be shooting something special to celebrate? Possibly.
But possibly not. Who fracking knows at this point.

Plus stay tuned for more fun with Fenny and our kitten Graham as pictured in domestic bliss below:

"ABOUT THREE MINUTES A DAY with Sean & Fenny" #1

Comedian and drinkatwork.com'er Sean Crespo is starting off 2009 in between writing and acting jobs. Fortunately, he has a new, wonderful puppy he's completely in love with named Fenchurch, Fenny for short, to keep him busy. Unfortunately she has now become a full time job that doesn't pay.

She's a handful. He's a jerk. They're cops.

Ok, they're not cops, but they both seem to thrive off of annoying one another. As often as he can, Sean will be posting these 3 minute slices of what life is like as a stay-at-home "dad" forced to take care of a new puppy who's as dedicated to being a nuisance as he is. MANCHILD VS. PUPPY...It's on.

And of course a HAPPY HOLIDAYS from DAW's Immediate Family

MISFORTUNE COOKIES

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: 30 ROCK

Think "30 Rock" is so superior to "Cheers"? Think again, sucka.

Also, watch me have a nervous breakdown as I compare myself to friend, fellow traveler, and fantastic human and comedian, Donald Glover.

Someone, seriously, buy me a pony.

Dear All Comedians...You Should Quit Now. Dave Chappelle can cover for ALL of us.

This weekend, from Thursday to Saturday evening, I was the featuring act for Lizz Winstead at Punchline in San Francisco. It was my first time there. I was incredibly excited. The shows were great, Lizz was awesome as always, and all was very well...

...up until Dave Chappelle decided to have a midnight comedy show after our two Saturday shows. That's when my world blew to glorious shit.

(I apologize for the lack of intelligence, or at least valuable word choice. If you'd seen what I just had, you'd also be a verbal vegetable.)

Watching Dave perform is like watching god fuck the clouds and then have it rain unbearable but necessary wisdom and joy.

The human form is incapable of extended habitation in a such a place. And such is the challenge of watching Dave perform. It's simply too good.

Two hours of what was probably going to be a five hour impromptu Chappelle show, that was enough for me. I have a plane to catch in 3 hours anyway. I'm tired. I may not sleep in order to ensure I'm awake to get to the damn flight. Oh my god, I'm loopy now. I've done five shows this week at this amazing club. And now I go.

But only after I get to see the one person on this planet whose stand up performances are so awe inspiring they force me consider quitting, and to then go door to door to all other comedians and share some literature with them about the work of the Great Leader Dave and how they'd be doing their country and culture a service by simply finding another line of work.

"Mr. Dave's got us all covered!" I'd shout from outside a fellow comedian's premises. "You should really think about a career in fridge and air conditioning repair! Or you can spread the Good Word just like me!"

As I dove to avoid the shots that would then be pinging off nearby rocks, I'd take comfort in my new path, in the knowledge that no matter what horrible, awful fate befell me...Dave Chappelle would be able to casually toss off the funniest thing anyone would ever hear about my circumstances and then continue on for another four hours, leaving to a standing ovation that would make the 2004 Red Sox World Series crowd seem sleepy-eyed by comparison.

Dave, I love you.

But I also hate you.

But also, I love you.

Google Maps Extreme Street View

Exclusive! Drink AT Work presents secret test footage of Google Map's follow-up to their controversial "street view" feature.



Yes I know we're re-posting things here and there. But times are tight! Comedy is precious. And so are Jesus and baseball, but not red luftballons. There are already 99 of them.