Ten Worst Ways To Be Killed

1. By Kindness

2. By someone else's obesity

3. Literal Heartburn

4. By Advanced Aliens Who Also Happen To Be Proselytizing Born-Again Christians

5. Sharp rock to the junk

6. By cats, lots and lots of cats

7. pwn3d

8. Eaten by ravenous hippies at a Phish concert

9. By cinematographer Tak Fujimoto and his Camera of Doom!

10. As you slowly watch your life and work come to meaninglessness because you shat your time away by updating a comedy website that had some pretty good traffic but not enough to make it fiscally worthwhile.

MAC OS X: WTF editions

Yes, Corey, what IF Mac ran out of cats...What indeed! But more importantly, what IF the design teams at Mac just lost their minds altogether? Isn't that the more likely scenario?

I think so. And I think the following are potential OS X follow up mascots and ads.

If you disagree, you probably work at Mac. And since you'll be losing your mind shortly, your opinion's value dwindles with every passing second.

Psssst....YOU'RE WELCOME!



More to come every day next week.

Ok, one more for the road:

Seriously I hate my kitten.

He just peed on my puppy's bed again.
I'm thinking of beginning Hammer Training with him.
Send me one thousand dollars (American) if you want me
to NOT throw hammers at my cat until he learns to either
catch then throw them back or to not pee on things that aren't
his.