I AM DRUGS: BEST YOUTUBE COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

The comments on any youtube video are many times the best part of that video. I wouldn't say that's the case with I AM DRUGS however. The talented folks involved in making these short, fake PSA's precludes them from low balling the viewer. That said, most of the vids in this series consistently get passed around, and every few months, a few of them receive another 20,000 or so hits seemingly over night.

And when they do, the next day is like Christmas morning for us here at Drink at Work.

Based on the comments, it seems that perhaps 10% of the viewers understand the videos are a joke. The rest are fiercely angry at what they believe to be government anti-drug propaganda... or even better, the misinformation they claim we're sharing.

Mostly it's the pot heads who get riled up, but lately the PCP crowd and the DM42 fans have been chiming in with their own personal experiences with these respective substances.


None of which matters. What does matter is that these people are insane, numerous, and love to have fights on our youtube vid comments sections. And here is some of that magic for you today.

ALCOHOL


HEROIN


PCP


WEED


DMT42

NO PRIOR KNOWEDGE: 100th Anniversary Episode

Huzzah. I made it to 100 episodes and have just been renewed for, gosh, who knows how many more. What great times we live in when weird, hilarious, and surprisingly cool comedians named Sean Crespo get to make a living shooting videos in his, as Tommy Wiseau might put it, "underwears." Blessed be the geek. Amen.

If Lifetime ever makes a movie about a gay math genius, I think it should be called "Fibonacci's Sequins."

These are important times we live in. I'm simply making suggestions that we rise to the challenge in our made for television programming AND NOWHERE ELSE.

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: WHITE COLLAR

Hey, remember CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, the movie about a check forger caught by an FBI agent who then later rescued the forger from prison by hiring him to catch other check forgers? Did you enjoy it?

A. Yes? Great. There's a television show just like that now.

B. No? Too bad. There's a television show just like that now.

Carol and I tackle yet another example of the intricate emotional back and forth that is the buddy cop relationship.

Starfish!

(you'll understand after you watch the video. which you should do now.)

Dirty Thursday with Kurt Metzger and Jay Oakerson

Here's a new promo I made for Comix featuring Kurt Metzger, Jay Oakerson and the scene-stealing Rachel Feinstein. Dirty Thursday is tonight at 10pm at Comix. If you're in the mood to be shocked, offended and delighted, come on down.

ORIGINAL TRON LEGACY trailer with comedian Sean Crespo before it was recut!!!

A few of you may be aware that recently I booked a lead role in the new TRON sequel. Originally, the movie centered around the exploits of my computer world character TRON CRESPO. And yes, it IS just a weird coincidence that the writers chose my real last name for the character's last name. There is no other significance to that issue but I appreciate the thousands of letters and emails of excitement from all of you Sean Crespo fans out there. Sadly though, after studio execs got a look and realized my raw, unstoppable wit was taking away from the performances from the other "actors" ... they cut me out of the film entirely and even reshot the original trailer using a Jeff Bridges double in my stead. All I can say is, my contract stipulates that I have two more TRON sequels that I'm signed on for. So unless they want me to sue, they'd better find some cyber roles for me to play ASAP. It's only fair, right?

As BIT from the original TRON might answer, "Yes yes yes yes yes yes."

Sean Crespo Will Teach You Vlogging: Almost Autumn Flashback

Halloween is almost upon us. Ok, well, depending on when you watch this it could be off of us already or even right, like, practically inside of us.

Boo.

Either way, if you enjoy terrifying tales of human banality, this is the video for you.
Replete with sad iMovie fog!

I'm Only A Man: End of Summer Flashback

In two years they will all be pregnant. There.
Do we really need to elaborate in this description?

If you need more, then well I guess you could call this a
primer for girls of all ages on how to navigate the
rough, fertility-enhanced waters of school.

Fake Rockstar's Guide to why we hate you

You make us procrastinate.

A totally unfounded accusation and we hate you all for it.

Words, Lies and Cheap Beers with Lime,

-FRS

SEAN CRESPO WILL TEACH YOU VLOGGING/I'm Only A Man: Flashback for August 09

Badly drawn girl Carol Hartsell recalls through "animation" the sublime-ness-ocity that is 1. being a little girl and 2. constantly being referred to as "a little princess."


Sean used to be a male nanny, or "manny" as it were. Now while this video is totally, completely safe for work, your boss may still wonder why you're watching a video that features an adult man holding a little girl up by her feet at about 1:09 minutes in.
I'm just sayin' is all.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: THE NEXT DAY

Two men shared an experience...now they share breakfast.

Written by and Starring Gabe McKinley and Dan Gaba (and briefly, Sean Crespo).
Directed and Edited by Carol Hartsell.

SHARK @ WORK video update: Life Alert

Life Alert part 1




Life Alert part 2



Yes, many have done one of these parodies, but they tend to come from untalented, lazy teenagers and college students. We have the good fortune, however, of being a group of extremely talented people in our 30's. For whom is making a parody of an already over-parodied video a bigger waste of time? Probably us.

Nevertheless, ours is the best.

Touche, younguns.

THE FEN SOX 2009 SEASON BEGINS

HULK vs!

HULK vs DMV!

HULK vs!

Hulk vs. LAUNDRY!

And of course a HAPPY HOLIDAYS from DAW's Immediate Family

MISFORTUNE COOKIES

CLEAN COAL PSA

courtesy of Shoot The Messenger