Monday, January 25, 2010

NO PRIOR KNOWEDGE: 100th Anniversary Episode



Huzzah. I made it to 100 episodes and have just been renewed for, gosh, who knows how many more. What great times we live in when weird, hilarious, and surprisingly cool comedians named Sean Crespo get to make a living shooting videos in his, as Tommy Wiseau might put it, "underwears." Blessed be the geek. Amen.

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: COUGAR TOWN

How many cougars do you need to make up a town, exactly? Is a fortysomething woman's sex drive enough to solve the energy crisis? Tune in to find out. Meowwww.




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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: SUPERNATURAL



Who is the next supernatural creature Dean and Sam will encounter? I bet it looks a lot like my new puppy wearing angel wings! But you better watch the video to be sure.

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: DAMAGES



Should the 'Damages' lawyers start going after innocent companies? What do we even mean by "legal thriller" anyway? Perhaps I have some answers for you?

Check it.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

CLASSIC NPK: AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL




Just a few more videos until we hit the big 5-0, people. What happens after that?
Nothing, absolutely nothing. We simply wait for the big 1-0-0.

Then, if we're lucky, a meteor will slam into the internet and we can all get about the business of living.

P.S. Yes I know I left the cursor in the middle of the screen grab. Why? Because it's late and my eyes are tired from meteor watching.

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Monday, January 12, 2009

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles



Robots! They'll kill us all! RUN!

Or not.

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Thursday, January 08, 2009

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: THE OFFICE



Does "The Office" live up to the true meaning of ensemble? Can U.S. television ever do anything original? I suit up to investigate.

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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

CLASSIC NPK: GOSSIP GIRL



Well, the holidays are over and I'm closing in on my 50th vlog for TV WITHOUT PITY. Just wrapped #46, about BIGGEST LOSER, a couple minutes ago-- in fact, me and *the crew are gonna have a cast party in just a bit.

For now though, enjoy this vloggy gem about Gossip Girl from our treasured collective past until my next posting tomorrow.

I'll help you answer the deepening question, "Is 'Gossip Girl' really about the moral apathy that only the truly wealthy can experience -- or just awful people saying awful things about each other?"




*Carol Hartsell and our new puppy Fenchurch or "Fenny" for short.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

CLASSIC NPK: DOCTOR WHO



Some British TV-tag hooligans voted this glorious video down to 2 stars, after having started out with a healthy 4-star rating for months. I have their names and lorry numbers however and I fully intend to prosecute them through my council-appointed barrister.

I think you'll agree that my turtle monster scenario is dead-on and deserves more than a paltry 2 stars. Feel free to help a gent out and vote up some 5 star action.

And don't forget to check out our completely unrelated non-sister sister site which has way more friends than us on myspace and which I just seconds ago discovered by typing in Drink At Work's address incorrectly.

"I DRINK AT WORK," describes itself as "a young Italian fashion brand. Our ideal job has always been a 9 to 5 happy hour, and we wanted to communicate this through this clothing line. Hence, less ties and more Martinis please!"



It's even a guy and a girl who run it. Just like our website. But they don't have a Corey Pandolph or a Dan Bialek though, so I guess we win. Unless they do have one. Then they win. God, I'd be weirded out to see an Italian version of Corey. What would his comic strips be like? I don't know for sure, but I do know that the characters would probably smoke a lot of thin cigarettes and wear the skins of a great number of dead mammals, reptiles and probably even a few amphibians.

Grisly jackets: Now that's Italian!

Assuming they're not offended by what I just wrote, I'm going to friend request them and see where this adventure leads. Hopefully Italy. Probably a sweat shop. But even if it is a sweat shop, it's an Italian sweatshop so probably even the loss of a finger or missing an eye can be turned into a positive with the right accentuating bandage or patch.

Seriously, DAW is the second website I've been a major part of that had a more popular counterpart with an eerily similar name. Dan Bialek and I had a site called www.danandsean.com (R.I.P.), but we found out very quickly that many of our readers were unintentional visitors who had stumbled onto us while looking for www.seananddan.com. I can see why it'd be confusing. Dan and I are heterosexual life mates who wrote about why they hated Thundar the Barbarian so much, and the other Dan and Sean were homosexual life mates who post pictures of their Thanksgiving Day parties. It's all the same.

You say potato...I say frittata.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: LIFE ON MARS



Though this show actually looks interesting, I was unable to get over the "time traveling coma-cop" aspect in my uneducated dissection. I hope however the History of the Mutton Chop segment proves worthwhile to you.

Yours in the Unending Creation of Web Series,
Sean

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

No Prior Knowledge: Big Brother