NO PRIOR KNOWEDGE: 100th Anniversary Episode

Huzzah. I made it to 100 episodes and have just been renewed for, gosh, who knows how many more. What great times we live in when weird, hilarious, and surprisingly cool comedians named Sean Crespo get to make a living shooting videos in his, as Tommy Wiseau might put it, "underwears." Blessed be the geek. Amen.

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: COMMUNITY

This week I signed up for ABUSE FROM A FRIEND 101 when I asked Donald Glover, star of "Community," to help me out with my weekly Television Without Pity video. Apparently, he's very sensitive to the fact that I have a unique appreciation for more arcane expressions and manners of speech. No need to worry though. We're still the best of friends. Sure, he doesn't return my calls...but neither do my parents. All I'm saying is, let's not read too much into his silence.

NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: 30 ROCK

Think "30 Rock" is so superior to "Cheers"? Think again, sucka.

Also, watch me have a nervous breakdown as I compare myself to friend, fellow traveler, and fantastic human and comedian, Donald Glover.

Someone, seriously, buy me a pony.