What happens if the regular folks on the show don’t want to go back to their mundane, non-celebrity lives? I smell awkward cross promotional sponsorship deal!

Hey were you wondering what a tv version of the movie “Jerry Maguire” would be like? Oh. Good. Well then. Here…you are, sort of.

Aliens attack my hometown of Boston but my people drive the hordes back by calling them “queeeeahs” and then the Red Sox win the World Series 10 times in a row. That’s the plot of this show, right? Perfect.

A teenage girl with super cat powers. Are we sure this isn’t supposed to be on the CW?

It’s a show about a young man’s awkward years in high school who’s body is changing a lot and who grows hair where there wasn’t previously hair. THIS SHOW IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR PUBERTY SO STOP THINKING THAT!!!

The bad news is, it’s another reality dating contest. The good news is, it’s set in a jungle so maybe someone on the show will get bitten by a never-before-seen species of spider whose venom only kills people who have worked on reality tv shows and we will finally have a solution to this reality tv crisis! DARE TO DREAM, PEOPLE.

This week I cover the light-hearted legal drama FRANKLIN & BASH. I was lucky enough to get co-star and my BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD Kumail Nanjiani and his wonderful wife WHO IS ALSO MY BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to do a quick interview with me about the show, their lives together, blah blah blah. I’d say the interview went…well…ish. I mean, no one cried. I did AFTER I shut off the camera, but hey, who amongst us hasn’t cried every afternoon for 3 weeks in a row, right? I’m just a man. I’m not made of untears, right? RIGHT?!!!

Right.

Anyway, click, watch and enjoy/cry.