Aliens attack my hometown of Boston but my people drive the hordes back by calling them “queeeeahs” and then the Red Sox win the World Series 10 times in a row. That’s the plot of this show, right? Perfect.
It’s a show about a young man’s awkward years in high school who’s body is changing a lot and who grows hair where there wasn’t previously hair. THIS SHOW IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR PUBERTY SO STOP THINKING THAT!!!
The bad news is, it’s another reality dating contest. The good news is, it’s set in a jungle so maybe someone on the show will get bitten by a never-before-seen species of spider whose venom only kills people who have worked on reality tv shows and we will finally have a solution to this reality tv crisis! DARE TO DREAM, PEOPLE.
This week I cover the light-hearted legal drama FRANKLIN & BASH. I was lucky enough to get co-star and my BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD Kumail Nanjiani and his wonderful wife WHO IS ALSO MY BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to do a quick interview with me about the show, their lives together, blah blah blah. I’d say the interview went…well…ish. I mean, no one cried. I did AFTER I shut off the camera, but hey, who amongst us hasn’t cried every afternoon for 3 weeks in a row, right? I’m just a man. I’m not made of untears, right? RIGHT?!!!