Meet Charlie Sheen’s life coach. She eats Fancy Feast cat food and is a cafeteria worker in a prison. Deal with it. Winning!

I’m sorry man, but the wildly popular Magnetic Poetry Kit just got wilder – with bayonets! This bitchin’ new version of America’s favorite refrigerator door pastime features every crazy word and phrase from actor Charlie Sheen’s lunatic rants!

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