DAW: So, Leonard… You driving home like that?

LN: I have a dentist appointment.

DAW: That… Makes sense.

LN: And I like the uniform. CHICKS like the uniform.

DAW: Fat chicks.

LN: ESPECIALLY fat chicks.

DAW: Sure. So, a Buick, eh? Are you a fan of the American automobile?

LN: Oh, definitely. I think Spock would totally drive American.

DAW: Even though he’s from another planet?

LN: Vulcan.

DAW: Right. Vulcan.

LN: I happen to know, from a rather reliable source, that Vulcan is a giant importer of the American automobile.

DAW: Reliable source… About cars on Vulcan?

LN: Our writers, of course.

DAW: Of Course.

DAW: Well, this has been… Odd. Thanks for talking with us.

LN: My pleasure. Would you like a ride? I just installed a bitchin’ new Blaupunkt sound system.

DAW: Uh, no. I think we’re good. Enjoy the dentist.

LN: Suit yourself! Too Infinity and BEYOND!

DAW: Live long in prosper.

LN: Whatevs. Later, bitches.