Much thanks to @danilic for tweeting another great piece from the other side of the world’s HUNGRY BEAST, a rap video about climate change performed and written BY climate scientists. That would be like if there were a LOLCAT photoshopped and written BY a cat! What I’m trying to say is…cats cause climate change and you should kill yours now.

Peer review some of these mad hot lyrics, yo:

The Green house effect is just a theory sucker (Alan Jones)
Yeah so is gravity float away muther f**cker

WORK GREENER, NOT HARDER

So much stock is put into the idea of all the work, all the effort and the nearly impossible feats it will take to transform our energy economy into one based on renewables that many AmeriCANS have become AmeriCAN’TS. That’s not the America I was raised in, mister or ma’am! I was raised in Americausewesaidso! Once we take the lead, other nations will follow. Even Tibet. That lazy hold out.

Guys, these awards…they could change my life. The winner gets automatically followed by @milliondollarsofprizemoney. I could really use that right about now.

And if you’re not following me and my DAW cohorts yet…the “my fingers are tired from working at the loom” excuse stopped working around the early 20th century. (Sweatshop Tweeters excluded)

THE CAPE: Half man, half…man. He’s a man! With a cape!