Thursday, January 6th 2011
What is this show about?
OPTION 1: It’s the story of a man who punches the sun so hard it is extinguished.
OPTION 2: It’s the story of a group of dieting soldiers who continually call out for their favorite “light” calorie snack.
OPTION 3: It’s the story of a boxer who we can hope is not nicknamed “Light” or “Lights,” but who is most likely named such only so the producers could use this unimaginative yet overwrought title.
I’m choosing to believe in God today so I can pray for option 1. Join me.