Thursday, June 9th 2011
Thursday, May 26th 2011
I’m a big fan of the email below for a couple of reasons. I like the made-up Britishey-ness of it and that it was posed as a series of questions that seem geared to ascertain whether I’M a scam! (FYI, my answers were: No, no and not really.)
From: DAVID DERBYSHIRE <email@example.com>
Subject: OPPORTUNITY COMES BUT ONCE
Do you have any idea on how you can invest $USD 25m for my late Client. Are you ready for the release of funds? Can you be trusted? Please respond if interested.
Friday, May 20th 2011
Friday, May 6th 2011
It’s a really beautiful day here in Southern California. Again. But not everything is as sunny as it seems.
My friend Mandy let a boy in her Spanish class go all the way, and now she’s pregnant. Trevor has a secret drinking problem and it’s starting to affect his schoolwork. Suzanne got kicked off the swim team because she got caught taking cocaine in the locker room. And I just found out my parents are getting a divorce.
Oh, how I regret the day we moved into Afterschoolspecialville.
(MORE AFTER THE JUMP!)