Gosh I hope “Teen Wolf” is about a pack of were-mothers being hunted by elite social workers? Also, how many more weeks before MTV’s inevitable announcement of “Teen Grandma?” SO MANY QUESTIONS SO LITTLE… who cares.

Will SyFy’s budget impact just how extraordinary The Alphas superpowers turn out to be? I sure hope it’s more “Battlestar Galactica” than “Sharktopus.” But then, I’m also kind of hoping it’s more “Sharktopus” so I can enjoy Alphas on the same level as “The Room.”

Oh hiiii, Alphas.

Hey were you wondering what a tv version of the movie “Jerry Maguire” would be like? Oh. Good. Well then. Here…you are, sort of.