Gosh I hope “Teen Wolf” is about a pack of were-mothers being hunted by elite social workers? Also, how many more weeks before MTV’s inevitable announcement of “Teen Grandma?” SO MANY QUESTIONS SO LITTLE… who cares.

It’s a show about a young man’s awkward years in high school who’s body is changing a lot and who grows hair where there wasn’t previously hair. THIS SHOW IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR PUBERTY SO STOP THINKING THAT!!!

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I give at least ten alternate suggestions for the title of this show, all of which are more hilarious (read: accurate) than the actual title, while also introducing the delicious possibility that there may be a man named Tony Anthony at some point. Also, how has Italy not declared war on New Jersey by now?

I’m finally takin on the big dogs. Yeah. Take thiiiiss RW/RR CHALLENGE THE DUEL 2!