Yea verily, for I am truly the God of Thunder, I shall summon the power of mine Uru hammer and…

You know what? Fuck it. I just don’t have it in me to do the whole “mock-Shakespearian-overblown-dialogue thing“ anymore. Too many years have passed. Too many years.

(READ ON, MORTALS!)

THE CAPE: Half man, half…man. He’s a man! With a cape!