Hey kids! It’s almost Christmas, so to warm your holiday hearts, let’s all watch as my will to live slowly slips out, one word at a time!

Hey kids! It’s time for an exciting new feature from out here in our warm and cozy L.A. office: WORDS I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD TYPE. See, as an entertainment reporter, sometimes I have to type up some pretty unbelievable — or unbelievably petty — things. Here, we’ll chronicle the most absurd of those typings.

It’s time for an extensive Comic-Con 2010 wrap-up! Or, it would be, if Ned weren’t so burnt out from the experience. Let’s roll that footage!