Wednesday, March 30th 2011
DAW: So, Leonard… You driving home like that?
LN: I have a dentist appointment.
DAW: That… Makes sense.
LN: And I like the uniform. CHICKS like the uniform.
DAW: Fat chicks.
LN: ESPECIALLY fat chicks.
DAW: Sure. So, a Buick, eh? Are you a fan of the American automobile?
LN: Oh, definitely. I think Spock would totally drive American.
DAW: Even though he’s from another planet?
DAW: Right. Vulcan.
LN: I happen to know, from a rather reliable source, that Vulcan is a giant importer of the American automobile.
DAW: Reliable source… About cars on Vulcan?
LN: Our writers, of course.
DAW: Of Course.
DAW: Well, this has been… Odd. Thanks for talking with us.
LN: My pleasure. Would you like a ride? I just installed a bitchin’ new Blaupunkt sound system.
DAW: Uh, no. I think we’re good. Enjoy the dentist.
LN: Suit yourself! Too Infinity and BEYOND!
DAW: Live long in prosper.
LN: Whatevs. Later, bitches.