While the others aren’t looking, I’m going to take this opportunity to tell you about my web series, Co-op of the Damned, the benefits of no-budget filmmaking and why you should send me your money. Come with me now…

Maybe it’s Justin Bieber’s ubiquity, or maybe it’s Justin Bieber’s secret Canadian world domination ploy — or maybe it’s just that if I work Justin Bieber enough times into this Justin Bieber post it will result in Justin Bieber-level Google results, Justin Bieber — but it seems that by far the most frequent Words I Never Thought I Would Type have to do with… that guy. But this week feels special…

This is it, folks. The last of my Top 10 movie lists for 2010. Unless I get really drunk at the Christmas Eve party tonight and decide to post my Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2010. Don’t think I wouldn’t. But anyway, on with the final act of my judgmental trilogy.

The end-of-year list-making mania continues, and today’s inclusion is probably my favorite. I see a lot of movies, and a lot of them end up being awful. Like, you have no idea. And 2010 seemed to be something of an overachiever when it came to crap films.

But what was the worst of the worst?

It’s the end of the year as we know it, which means Certified Entertainment Journalists such as myself clog up the Internet with lists and lists and lists about the films of the past 12 months. (Or 11 months and three weeks, whatever.) And since there isn’t a bandwagon I haven’t been tempted to threaten with my girth, I decided to get in on the enumerating action.

So, as a run up to Christmas, I’ve got a 2010 movies Top 10 List for each day remaining this week, with surprise on Christmas Day. (The surprise is I won’t be posting anything.) Let’s get started, shall we?

Hey kids! It’s almost Christmas, so to warm your holiday hearts, let’s all watch as my will to live slowly slips out, one word at a time!