Does the title of this reality series sound like a bad ’80s breakup song? Answer: YES.
Do I sing in this video? Answer: YES, but only briefly.
Is this the third question in this post? Answer: Shhhhhh…

What happens if the regular folks on the show don’t want to go back to their mundane, non-celebrity lives? I smell awkward cross promotional sponsorship deal!

Hey were you wondering what a tv version of the movie “Jerry Maguire” would be like? Oh. Good. Well then. Here…you are, sort of.

This week I cover the light-hearted legal drama FRANKLIN & BASH. I was lucky enough to get co-star and my BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD Kumail Nanjiani and his wonderful wife WHO IS ALSO MY BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to do a quick interview with me about the show, their lives together, blah blah blah. I’d say the interview went…well…ish. I mean, no one cried. I did AFTER I shut off the camera, but hey, who amongst us hasn’t cried every afternoon for 3 weeks in a row, right? I’m just a man. I’m not made of untears, right? RIGHT?!!!

Right.

Anyway, click, watch and enjoy/cry.

Spoiler alert: This show was not based on the Atari video game from 1976!

But what if it had been…

Yes, I also feel that my pairing of “Shedding for the Wedding” and “America’s Next Great Restaurant” was an inspired choice. Inspired by spite probably but still, inspired. And isn’t that all the really matters, hmmmmmm?

Up top so it can crush you into viewing submission is ‘Shedding,’ followed by…

…’AMNG’ so you can order up a bowl of evaporated dreams for dessert. Bon appetit!*

*Translates to “reality television is a cancer in our society but enjoy your meal.”

Do we really need another cop-based spin off of a cop-based show? Wouldn’t it be better to have the original show spin off into a totally unrelated world or to bring unrelated characters into the Criminal Minds universe? I say yes. And I say that show should be TWO AND A HALF MEN.

Also I punch tea leaves in this episode of NPK. So there’s that.