Does the title of this reality series sound like a bad ’80s breakup song? Answer: YES.
Do I sing in this video? Answer: YES, but only briefly.
Is this the third question in this post? Answer: Shhhhhh…

Gosh I hope “Teen Wolf” is about a pack of were-mothers being hunted by elite social workers? Also, how many more weeks before MTV’s inevitable announcement of “Teen Grandma?” SO MANY QUESTIONS SO LITTLE… who cares.

Hey were you wondering what a tv version of the movie “Jerry Maguire” would be like? Oh. Good. Well then. Here…you are, sort of.

The prize for winning this show is $50k plus a brand new gas guzzling SUV that will probably cost $50k in gas over the next few years. The prize for just watching the show is knowing that at the least, you weren’t crazy enough to be on the show. So either way, you sort of kind of maybe almost win.

Aliens attack my hometown of Boston but my people drive the hordes back by calling them “queeeeahs” and then the Red Sox win the World Series 10 times in a row. That’s the plot of this show, right? Perfect.

A teenage girl with super cat powers. Are we sure this isn’t supposed to be on the CW?

It’s a show about a young man’s awkward years in high school who’s body is changing a lot and who grows hair where there wasn’t previously hair. THIS SHOW IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR PUBERTY SO STOP THINKING THAT!!!