Gosh I hope “Teen Wolf” is about a pack of were-mothers being hunted by elite social workers? Also, how many more weeks before MTV’s inevitable announcement of “Teen Grandma?” SO MANY QUESTIONS SO LITTLE… who cares.
The prize for winning this show is $50k plus a brand new gas guzzling SUV that will probably cost $50k in gas over the next few years. The prize for just watching the show is knowing that at the least, you weren’t crazy enough to be on the show. So either way, you sort of kind of maybe almost win.
Aliens attack my hometown of Boston but my people drive the hordes back by calling them “queeeeahs” and then the Red Sox win the World Series 10 times in a row. That’s the plot of this show, right? Perfect.
It’s a show about a young man’s awkward years in high school who’s body is changing a lot and who grows hair where there wasn’t previously hair. THIS SHOW IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR PUBERTY SO STOP THINKING THAT!!!