This is now the 4th or 5th tech shop talk sort of web show I’ve hosted. At what point do I get to describe myself as the “defacto tech talk host for all websites?” One more stint? Two? Am I already there? Heck, we need to start a letter writing campaign to make it official. Someone, all of you, let’s email the President of the Internet and let him know that you all want me to be the official Host of Tech Related Web Programs. Until we get the certificate from His Webinence however, please enjoy episode 1 (of 9) of GEAR REVIEW. Talking bout tablets, son, yeh yeh.

View and approve, children of the web.

Yours,
Sean Crespo

PS You know, it’s not just tech stuff I’m a great go-to host for. If Joel McHale is thinking about leaving THE SOUP, I would like E! to know that I am available to discuss the enormous salary cut you would force down my throat if you were to hire me as his replacement. What’s that? OF COURSE! Yes, I’ll host THE SOUP for $7/hour. How did you know that was my bottom line, E! ? Damn you and your negotiating prowess. But I’m holding you to $7/hour. Anything less would be an insult to hours.

A teenage girl with super cat powers. Are we sure this isn’t supposed to be on the CW?

A new short video series from your best worst friend, Drink At Work.

It’s a show about a young man’s awkward years in high school who’s body is changing a lot and who grows hair where there wasn’t previously hair. THIS SHOW IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR PUBERTY SO STOP THINKING THAT!!!

A new weekly short video series from your best worst friend, Drink At Work.

The bad news is, it’s another reality dating contest. The good news is, it’s set in a jungle so maybe someone on the show will get bitten by a never-before-seen species of spider whose venom only kills people who have worked on reality tv shows and we will finally have a solution to this reality tv crisis! DARE TO DREAM, PEOPLE.

First of all, don’t panic. The tornado is probably just as afraid of you as you are of it. So look it square in the eye and breathe calmly. Second, don’t die.