I’m sorry man, but the wildly popular Magnetic Poetry Kit just got wilder – with bayonets! This bitchin’ new version of America’s favorite refrigerator door pastime features every crazy word and phrase from actor Charlie Sheen’s lunatic rants!

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I wrote this a few years back when I was extremely angry about the direction of my career and the status of the comics and entertainment industry. I’m not the same person I was when I wrote it, but I wanted to come back to it and see if it still holds up. All vitriol aside, I think the general point I was trying to make is still valid today.

Plus, I’m proud of the writing. I remember it taking me quite a while, with several rewrites.

Words are fun to make a point with!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy it again, for the first time.

-Corey

Listen up, all you holier than thou Internet fucktards, Hell bent on blogging to me what’s cool and why, with your self-proclaimed “expert” status… I’m callin’ you out and I’m gonna kick your skinny little Indie asses if you don’t start to shape up. You can all take your little blogs, your YouTube diatribes and your crappy webcomics about World of Warcraft and shove ‘em up your tightened little sphincters. As a benefit to the stabilization of society, I’m offering some helpful advice to keep you from dying an angry mob-related death before you’re 30…

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You are getting very sleepy… And you will look cute while you naaaaappppp…

Thanks to DAW friend and fellow Shark at Worker, Nick Stevens for making this. Read his funny junk here: ahoynickstevens.tumblr.com