<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691</id><updated>2009-07-03T10:48:00.402-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Drink at Work</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/atom.xml'/><author><name>Carol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11131348843688523415</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1336</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-3590592656534261290</id><published>2009-07-03T10:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-03T10:48:00.408-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwnd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot werewolf ninja deluxe podcast'/><title type='text'>Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 114 - Newberg, Taylor, Shaffir</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2e3XvVE0gg8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2e3XvVE0gg8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e3XvVE0gg8" target="_blank"&gt;Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 114 - Newberg, Taylor, Shaffir &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This episode of the Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe podcast was hosted by &lt;a href="http://www.thatjerkdan.com" target="_blank"&gt;Dan Bialek&lt;/a&gt; and features the following segments:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hate This Song with &lt;a href="http://www.jchrisnewberg.com" target="_blank"&gt;J. Chris Newberg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;State Of The Union with &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/9832979" target="_blank"&gt;David Taylor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pushing And Pulling with &lt;a href="http://www.arithegreat.com" target="_blank"&gt;Ari Shaffir&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode comedian/musician J. Chris Newberg is nearly ripped in half, live on the air, by a pit bull while serving subpoenas in a rough Flint, Michigan neighborhood. Deadpan comedian David Taylor is lured back into his failing relationship by a phone call from his true &lt;del datetime="2009-06-18T20:33:47+00:00"&gt;love&lt;/del&gt; like. And Jewish, recently-divorced, large-testicled comedian Ari Shaffir uses his new segment to detail his quest to stop masturbating.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-3590592656534261290?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/3590592656534261290/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=3590592656534261290&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/3590592656534261290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/3590592656534261290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/robot-werewolf-ninja-deluxe-episode-114.html' title='Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 114 - Newberg, Taylor, Shaffir'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-2502184229901086459</id><published>2009-07-03T09:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-03T09:56:00.941-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boon shakalaka'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dan and boon'/><title type='text'>DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 15 - EGGS IN A CAR</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HczDyKqCUT4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HczDyKqCUT4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HczDyKqCUT4" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 15 - EGGS IN A CAR&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dan and Boon Shakalaka discuss Boon's independent film career.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-2502184229901086459?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/2502184229901086459/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=2502184229901086459&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/2502184229901086459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/2502184229901086459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/dan-boon-episode-15-eggs-in-car.html' title='DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 15 - EGGS IN A CAR'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-3105492302031921288</id><published>2009-07-02T10:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T10:44:01.041-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwnd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot werewolf ninja deluxe podcast'/><title type='text'>Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 113 - Dominguez, Wood, Hess</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zJxGXA4UJjg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zJxGXA4UJjg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJxGXA4UJjg" target="_blank"&gt;Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 113 - Dominguez, Wood, Hess&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This episode of the Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe podcast was hosted by &lt;a href="http://www.thatjerkdan.com" target="_blank"&gt;Dan Bialek&lt;/a&gt; and features the following segments:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Anarchist's Dilemma with &lt;a href="http://www.funconsuming.com" target="_blank"&gt;Dan Dominguez&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shout Out To My Tweeps with &lt;a href="http://www.alysiawood.com" target="_blank"&gt;Alysia Wood&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask A Guy With Terrific Hair with &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/karlhess" target="_blank"&gt;Karl Hess&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode would-be anarchist/often-is comedian Dan Dominguez gives tips for successfully searching for and arranging sex with strangers for you and your spouse on AdultFriendFinder.com. Host Dan Bialek yells and swears at him for doing so. Later comedian Alysia Wood debuts her new segment highlighting her friend's comedic musings and drunken rantings on Twitter.com. And closing out the show we check in with comedian Karl Hess to discuss the history and upkeep of his perfectly coifed comedy 'fro.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-3105492302031921288?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/3105492302031921288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=3105492302031921288&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/3105492302031921288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/3105492302031921288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/robot-werewolf-ninja-deluxe-episode-113.html' title='Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 113 - Dominguez, Wood, Hess'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-7944447056341523928</id><published>2009-07-02T10:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T10:42:02.920-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boon shakalaka'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dan and boon'/><title type='text'>DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 14 - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CJ4Fslyj5V8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CJ4Fslyj5V8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ4Fslyj5V8" target="_blank"&gt;DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 14 - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boon Shakalaka gets all deep and existential. Sort of.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-7944447056341523928?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/7944447056341523928/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=7944447056341523928&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7944447056341523928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7944447056341523928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/dan-boon-episode-14-what-happens-when.html' title='DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 14 - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE?'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-6250104624652762731</id><published>2009-07-02T10:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T10:00:19.886-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sean Crespo Bravo Television Without Pity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rich kids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monster seedlinds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC PRep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ken burns'/><title type='text'>NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: NYC PREP</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Privileged Manhattan kids say the cocainiest things! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript" src="http://wgtclsp.nbcuni.com/o/483dce16aa491e3d/4a4a99e8a17f5899/483dce16e054ecb/9a1e8eb1/widget.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-6250104624652762731?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/6250104624652762731/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=6250104624652762731&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/6250104624652762731'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/6250104624652762731'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/no-prior-knowledge-nyc-prep.html' title='NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: NYC PREP'/><author><name>The Crespo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16812636802566653501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06678176217371869333'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-2821248986515260983</id><published>2009-07-02T09:26:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-02T09:53:45.830-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='VLOG'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nobody reads anymore'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drinking in la'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='douche bags'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='you&apos;re probably not even reading this'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ned ehrbar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hi mom'/><title type='text'>THE NEW &amp; IMPROVED DRINKING IN L.A.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/neddaw-745901.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 137px;" src="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/neddaw-745890.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Huzzah! Today's the day our "Drinking in L.A." column relaunches as a video series! Because reading is hard!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In our first installment, I take a look into where my time in Los Angeles has put me on the douche bag scale. Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JRQONNOi7Js&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JRQONNOi7Js&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-2821248986515260983?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/2821248986515260983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=2821248986515260983&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/2821248986515260983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/2821248986515260983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/new-improved-drinking-in-la.html' title='THE NEW &amp; IMPROVED DRINKING IN L.A.'/><author><name>Ned Ehrbar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00282343358111598347</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14970033515295561553'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-6274563424740745936</id><published>2009-07-01T17:23:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T17:33:03.545-04:00</updated><title type='text'>A Quick Moment With Carol</title><content type='html'>Horizon Organic — that dairy brand with the smiling cows on it that you buy once a month to feel like you did your part — is coming out with a new line of products that will be labeled "Natural" instead of organic.  In other words, Horizon &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Organic&lt;/span&gt; is coming out with a new line of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Non-Organic&lt;/span&gt; products.  They went with "Natural" as the name of the line, because they thought "Fucked" was a little too on the nose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxo,&lt;br /&gt;Carol&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-6274563424740745936?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/6274563424740745936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=6274563424740745936&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/6274563424740745936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/6274563424740745936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/quick-moment-with-carol.html' title='A Quick Moment With Carol'/><author><name>Carol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11131348843688523415</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03793498559145344095'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-7335432133677516726</id><published>2009-07-01T15:45:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T18:32:26.886-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Beware, those that watch your Tweets</title><content type='html'>Earlier today, I Twitted... Tweeted... Twatted? This:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/1-724208.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 251px;" src="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/1-724206.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then, about an hour ago, I received this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/2-790927.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 270px;" src="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/2-790925.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry, I actually met my wife before the magic of arranged Internet coupling. Still a nice gesture, however creepy it may be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't even make jokes on the Internet, now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-FRS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Follow &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/Fake_Rockstar"&gt;Fake_Rockstar&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/drinkatwork"&gt;Drink at Work&lt;/a&gt; on Twitter. We'll pretty much leave you alone. Pretty much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;UPDATE: Just found this Tweeter:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/3-784202.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/3-784199.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;How come when I tweet about Jennifer Connelly, free beer and money, I get nothing. Hell, I can't even get answers from &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/carolrhartsell"&gt;@carolrhartsell&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;But scary dating sites? I'm all up in that creep.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-7335432133677516726?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/7335432133677516726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=7335432133677516726&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7335432133677516726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7335432133677516726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/beware-those-that-watch-your-tweets.html' title='Beware, those that watch your Tweets'/><author><name>Fake Rockstar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05731958581835850703</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15183357194014248223'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-6507068737195781083</id><published>2009-07-01T13:53:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T14:16:14.676-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fake Rockstar's Guide to why we hate you</title><content type='html'>You're a perky Twenty-something with pink lips and red-rimmed eyes, driving a purple Scion at 92 MPH, while texting your BFFs on your rhinestone-studded "Sidekick" and merging into traffic at will.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later in the month, you'll keep us all waiting in traffic court as you spend 25 minutes "arguing" with your eyelashes and exposed cleavage your side of causing a 34 car pile up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You subsequently try and sue the city for the 85 "valuable" Twitter followers lost during your time in court.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Words and lies,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-FRS&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-6507068737195781083?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/6507068737195781083/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=6507068737195781083&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/6507068737195781083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/6507068737195781083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/fake-rockstars-guide-to-why-we-hate-you.html' title='Fake Rockstar&apos;s Guide to why we hate you'/><author><name>Fake Rockstar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05731958581835850703</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15183357194014248223'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-5765362718091730831</id><published>2009-07-01T11:05:00.010-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T16:02:38.162-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Comic of the Week: Livia Scott</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/doublelivia-729703.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/doublelivia-729700.jpg" alt="Photo by Mindy Tucker, withreservation.com" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is generally agreed that great actors have the unique ability to lose themselves in a role. Comparatively, comedians have a slightly more daunting task.  When they take the stage, they are purporting to be a real, albeit unusually funny, person. To do that, they must 1) know who they are, 2) be confident in who they are, 3) lose themselves in their character, i.e. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;who they really are&lt;/span&gt;, and 4) act like none of that took any work whatsoever.  There's more to be said about that in another post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What I have always admired about Livia Scott as a solo performer (I'm also a great fan of her previous sketch work with &lt;a href="http://www.funnymeat.com/"&gt;Meat&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAn9ju-xvSo"&gt;Dirty Jeans &amp;amp; Thunderchief&lt;/a&gt;) is that she deftly handles the sometimes conflicting roles of actor and comedian within the same set.  During a live performance, Livia will sometimes drift from character to character, inhabiting them fully as they come and go, occasionally returning to Livia herself to talk directly to the audience or introduce the next bit.  She creates a sense of trust and purpose in performances that might otherwise seem like layer upon layer of artifice.  She brings humor to characters we might find despicable, giving them a shade of dignity...the dignity of the shameless, perhaps, but dignity nonetheless.  And very often the ultimate comment is about why it is that we find these characters so compelling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've chosen Livia as the subject for the re-launch DAW's &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Comic of the Week&lt;/span&gt; because she's working on a new project that I'm really enjoying.  She's making one video a day — one &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;character&lt;/span&gt; a day — for an entire year.  Each week has a theme: Week 1 was &lt;a href="http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey"&gt;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&lt;/a&gt;.  You can imagine the fun.  Better yet: don't imagine it, just watch the videos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;WEEK 1 INTRODUCTION&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dekDlUZ23U4&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;feature=player_profilepage&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dekDlUZ23U4&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;feature=player_profilepage&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: CAROLINE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8B-AbBBw8iA&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;feature=player_profilepage&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8B-AbBBw8iA&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;feature=player_profilepage&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can follow Livia's project at her YouTube page &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/LiveAndLetLivia"&gt;Live and Let Livia&lt;/a&gt;.  You can also follow her on &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/LiviaLove"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt; and friend her on &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Livia-Scott/114537524459?ref=ts"&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;.  But don't be all creepy about it, ok?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-5765362718091730831?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/5765362718091730831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=5765362718091730831&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/5765362718091730831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/5765362718091730831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/comic-of-week-livia-scott.html' title='Comic of the Week: Livia Scott'/><author><name>Carol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11131348843688523415</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03793498559145344095'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-7971689520914580186</id><published>2009-07-01T11:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T11:00:32.287-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwnd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot werewolf ninja deluxe podcast'/><title type='text'>Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 112 - Holmes, Ellis, Crespo, Stout</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BwgNmhbG5TI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BwgNmhbG5TI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwgNmhbG5TI" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 112 - Holmes, Ellis, Crespo, Stout&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This episode of the Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe podcast was hosted by &lt;a href="http://www.thatjerkdan.com" target="_blank"&gt;Dan Bialek&lt;/a&gt; and features the following segments:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This Day In History with &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/mikeholmescomedy" target="_blank"&gt;Mike Holmes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chain Restaurant Food Reviews with &lt;a href="http://www.markelliscomedy.com" target="_blank"&gt;Mark Ellis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sean Crespo's New York Minute with &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/seancrespo" target="_blank"&gt;Sean Crespo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Better, Smarter, Faster with &lt;a href="http://www.ryanstout.com" target="_blank"&gt;Ryan Stout&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode comedian Mike Holmes details the very special occurrences in a church in Liverpool, England in 1956. Then things get spicy when resident (chain) foodie Mark Ellis discusses his new favorite fast food burrito. Gotham comedian Sean Crespo describes a strange case of racism as experienced in a mid-town FedEx/Kinko's. And teen idol/television personality Ryan Stout takes David Letterman to task after the late night funnyman calls for the rape and genital mutilation of her blind, crippled 11-month-old daughter Algebra Treebark.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-7971689520914580186?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/7971689520914580186/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=7971689520914580186&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7971689520914580186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7971689520914580186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/robot-werewolf-ninja-deluxe-episode-112.html' title='Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 112 - Holmes, Ellis, Crespo, Stout'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-5531366567307549638</id><published>2009-07-01T07:37:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T07:37:01.343-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boon shakalaka'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dan and boon'/><title type='text'>DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 13 - NAME CALLING</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rtMRONB8_O4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rtMRONB8_O4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtMRONB8_O4" target="_blank"&gt;DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 13 - NAME CALLING&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It turns out Boon Shakalaka actually isn’t homeless. Also, Boon calls Dan’s penis a “smashed cookie.”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-5531366567307549638?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/5531366567307549638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=5531366567307549638&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/5531366567307549638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/5531366567307549638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/07/dan-boon-episode-13-name-calling.html' title='DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 13 - NAME CALLING'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-7619578399867055300</id><published>2009-06-30T22:56:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T02:23:18.740-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='telemarketing hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad life choices'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='this job sucks'/><title type='text'>Yet More Dispatches From Telemarketing Hell</title><content type='html'>Today was our final day of telemarketing training. I had to make as simulated sales call while my boss and co-workers listened in on speakphone. I passed the test. Tomorrow I begin my first day as an actual telemarketer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I should be dead by Friday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J3VLYMbjRnA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J3VLYMbjRnA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tXklQN-Pno4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tXklQN-Pno4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-7619578399867055300?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/7619578399867055300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=7619578399867055300&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7619578399867055300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7619578399867055300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/yet-more-dispatches-from-telemarketing.html' title='Yet More Dispatches From Telemarketing Hell'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-8890768716445025612</id><published>2009-06-30T22:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T22:37:02.017-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwnd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot werewolf ninja deluxe podcast'/><title type='text'>Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 111 - Holmes, Desai, Miller, Baby Smiley</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-aWQWymol8Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-aWQWymol8Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aWQWymol8Y" target="_blank"&gt;Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 111 - Holmes, Desai, Miller, Baby Smiley&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This episode of the Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe podcast was hosted by &lt;a href="http://www.thatjerkdan.com" target="_blank"&gt;Dan Bialek&lt;/a&gt; and features the following segments:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This Day In History with &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/mikeholmescomedy" target="_blank"&gt;Mike Holmes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Crushing Pussy with &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/rajdesai" target="_blank"&gt;Raj Desai&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where In The World Is TJ Miller with &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/nottjmiller" target="_blank"&gt;TJ Miller&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask A Chola with &lt;a href="http://www.glowpinkstah.com" target="_blank"&gt;Baby Smiley&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode comedian Mike Holmes recounts some interesting little-known facts about the Soviet Empire. Pussyolgoist Raj Desai gives a lengthy product review for a sexual aide that will really put you in the swing of things (Spoiler Alert: it's a love swing). Actor/Comedian/Man About Town TJ Miller phones in mid-workout from an elliptical machine hot off a trip from Pittsburgh, Kansas. And newcomer to the podcast, Baby Smiley, doles out some very helpful advice for teens (involving knives and pregnancy) in her new segment Ask A Chola.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-8890768716445025612?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/8890768716445025612/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=8890768716445025612&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/8890768716445025612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/8890768716445025612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/robot-werewolf-ninja-deluxe-episode-111.html' title='Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 111 - Holmes, Desai, Miller, Baby Smiley'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-936777920145254207</id><published>2009-06-30T22:32:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T22:34:54.993-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boon shakalaka'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dan and boon'/><title type='text'>DAN AND BOON - EPISODE 12 - JUST SOCIALIZING</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LhMxploWRJ0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LhMxploWRJ0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhMxploWRJ0 target="_blank""&gt;DAN AND BOON - EPISODE 12 - JUST SOCIALIZING&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to Boon Shakalaka asking another man to have sex with you in the shower is just being social. He’s quite the gentleman.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-936777920145254207?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/936777920145254207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=936777920145254207&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/936777920145254207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/936777920145254207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/dan-and-boon-episode-12-just.html' title='DAN AND BOON - EPISODE 12 - JUST SOCIALIZING'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-1239748337849451178</id><published>2009-06-30T17:34:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T17:35:14.132-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fake Rockstar's Guide to why we hate you</title><content type='html'>You call your office/studio/place of work "The Keep".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GUH.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Words, cheap beer and lies,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-FRS&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-1239748337849451178?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/1239748337849451178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=1239748337849451178&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/1239748337849451178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/1239748337849451178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/fake-rockstars-guide-to-why-we-hate-you_30.html' title='Fake Rockstar&apos;s Guide to why we hate you'/><author><name>Fake Rockstar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05731958581835850703</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15183357194014248223'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-1581644949502141314</id><published>2009-06-30T12:31:00.007-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T14:21:12.535-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Joe vs The Volcano 2: Electric Bubaru</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/Untitled-1-778079.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 72px;" src="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/Untitled-1-778077.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I was 19-ish, my dog disappeared, only to turn up dead a day later, at the hands of a nearby neighbor's Winnebago. It was a sad day for me, but devastating to my kid sister, who's love for animals cripples her ability for rational thought to this day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To soften the blow of our loss, I took sis to the movies to see &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Joe vs. The Volcano&lt;/span&gt;. This was the early nineties, when Tom Hanks was still a rising Superstar. We had a rotary phone, Poison had a hit record and bananas only cost a nickle...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You get the picture. You were there... Most of you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ANYWAY, I should tell you all I'm a movie sucker. I get pulled in to the lousiest of picture shows. &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Major League &lt;/span&gt;is still my favorite baseball movie and I still laugh at the lunacy that is &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Let it Ride&lt;/span&gt;. I could give a shit about plot, honestly (and obviously). What I look for - What really sets a movie apart for me are mannerisms... And syntax. The way the luggage guy in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Joe&lt;/span&gt; says, "May you live to be a thousand years old, sir." Or the how Principal Rooney squeals in a frustration circle at the end of &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Ferris Bueller's Day Off&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just like the way some things sound and when they're acted the right way, it's kismet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Joe vs The Volcano&lt;/span&gt; had a hundred of these moments for me. From the way Joe blinks at the broken Fluorescent light, to the way he dances on top of the tied-together luggage at sea. This movie, for me, was a feast to my senses. 90 minutes of pure joy, wrapped in an OCD fit that lasted for days. I spent hours afterward, going over every scene I could remember. The way he describes the "Brain cloud" at the doctors office and to Meg Ryan. The simple sip of that over-flowing martini on his last night in NY.... So many things, including the luggage guy. THAT guy should've won an Oscar for the three minutes he contributes to the film. His enthusiasm for luggage, coupled with his over-the-top hand and arm gestures, ON TOP of the luggage store set of one 1920s rotunda-type room, are a cinematic moment I've rewatched thousands of times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Joe vs The Volcano&lt;/span&gt; taught me a lot about being funny, without necessarily writing a joke. The lessons I gathered from that movie have literally made me the man I am today. This simple, kind gesture towards my Sister as an adolescent, turned into an evening permanently burned into my broken psyche.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know the movie is a bit formulaic and sappy... And the ending is kinda hokey. But who the Hell cares? The full box of stale candy isn't what I'm all about... Those little nuggets of acting nougat and chewy one-liner centers are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That was also a bit hokey, but you get my point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They really should make a sequel to &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Joe&lt;/span&gt;. I could write it... And ... It would go just... like... this  (David Lee Roth plays in the background):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"This time, Joe has is joined by Indiana Jones and has to jump into a pit of Hellfire, before Indy has his brain sucked through his ear by witch doctor on the Nazi payroll. Meg Ryan makes a cameo as Joe's recently ex-wife, with Jennifer Connelly staring as his new love interest.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The luggage guy returns as Joe's dependable sidekick.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Narrated posthumously by Ozzie Davis.&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd pay $10 to see that... Preferably without one of my dogs dying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Words, cheap beer and lies,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-FRS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="405" width="500"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oGLKnAvzlg4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oGLKnAvzlg4&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="405" width="500"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-1581644949502141314?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/1581644949502141314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=1581644949502141314&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/1581644949502141314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/1581644949502141314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/joe-vs-volcano-2-electric-bubaru.html' title='Joe vs The Volcano 2: Electric Bubaru'/><author><name>Fake Rockstar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05731958581835850703</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15183357194014248223'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-5037120554113081926</id><published>2009-06-30T10:31:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T11:26:31.039-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='misfortune cookies drink at work sean crespo carol hartsell corey pandolph dan bialek'/><title type='text'>MISFORTUNE COOKIES</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/fortune-cookie-18-783788.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 247px;" src="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/fortune-cookie-18-783786.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/fortune-cookie-18-734133.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-5037120554113081926?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/5037120554113081926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=5037120554113081926&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/5037120554113081926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/5037120554113081926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/misfortune-cookies_30.html' title='MISFORTUNE COOKIES'/><author><name>The Crespo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16812636802566653501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06678176217371869333'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-626709807344427587</id><published>2009-06-29T17:03:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-29T17:11:33.139-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='workplace videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='this job is hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='telemarketing'/><title type='text'>More Videos From The Fluorescently-Lit Circle Of Hell</title><content type='html'>More telemarketing training class cell phone video.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VVM_77JBFo0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VVM_77JBFo0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 336px;" src="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/wealthy-people-cover-731547.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;A LETTER OF INTRODUCTION,&lt;br /&gt;an OVERVIEW OF A LIFE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-updated June 2009&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      I have written this book neither for money nor fame. I am writing this book for the most important reason of all - because it needs to be written. I am writing this book because my medium is truth. A potter has his mud, a jazz musician his heroin, and I, my truth. It is time that the world know of Jonas Mayfew Higgenbottom and the history that he created and left behind for all of us to wallow in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      “Why Higgenbottom?” you’re probably asking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Well, let me answer your question with another: “Does the world need another fawning Thomas Paine biography or FDR ‘lost memoir’ around which the Ed Begley Jr.’s of the world will try to rally their ultra-liberal, wealth-redistributing base - knowing full well that the pretentious tome will inevitably sit, unopened, in the glove box of a used Toyota Prius purchased to impress one’s neighbors in Westport?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      No, of course not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Instead, this nation needs to be reminded not of its rabble rousers but of its nobler heritage, of its noblest era, of the Gilded Age – America’s most American age! The history of our nation is the history of those who, as it is sometimes said, "moved and shaked." I'm speaking about the wealthy, of course. I know, it seems a controversial thing these days to state the obvious, that the wealthiest among us have had a disproportionate impact on the direction our nation has taken over the last 233 years. But that is the truth, and to deny the truth is to lie and to lie is to sin and to sin is to be unAmerican. So let us move forward as a nation and accept the fact that wealthy people are who they are not because of their money but because they inherently deserve that money, and the unassailable power that goes with it.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;     Having accepted the necessity for and the praise deserved to those who have more, we must turn our minds to the question of who was the wealthiest, and therefore the most deserving of praise? Thankfully, this question has a quite simple answer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Of those great men who did gild our cities and industries with the blood and tears of laborer after sooty laborer, none of them is responsible for more  gilt than the &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dr. Rev. Jonas Mayfew Higgenbottom&lt;/span&gt;. That is “&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;why Higgenbottom,&lt;/span&gt;” dear reader. Yet scarcely is this great man’s name even found in our historical accounts, save for a few fringe printings from obscure boutique scholars like the stealthy Derwood Phillips’ “Standing on the Shoulders of Migrant Labor: the Higgenbottom Legacy” &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;(Harvard University Press, 4th printing, Pulitzer edition)&lt;/span&gt; and the elusive Anderson Tristam’s “Top to Higgenbottom: a history of the abuse of power” &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;(Harvard Graduate University Press, 6th printing, Nobel edition)&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Fortunately for our great nation, my tenure at the ultra-selective &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Goldwater-Koch Institute for Charity Through Fiscal Disciplin&lt;/span&gt;e, located in a highly guarded, secretive locale by a lovely placid lake, has awarded me the academic leisure to discover the real history behind Higgenbottom, as well as those other purportedly titanic personalities most commonly associated with the Gilded Age. The conclusion I’ve come to is that although Carnegie, Rockefeller, and Morgan, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;par example&lt;/span&gt;, were interesting in their own tiny and spiritually misshapen ways, none could stand un-singed before the glorious and uncompromising light of Jonas Mayfew Higgenbothom.&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" &gt; *&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     I expect you will require further proof of this claim than merely my word, however, as any careful reader of history should. Very well, I offer up to you the following indisputable facts as indisputable evidence. I have even employed bullet points to draw the reader’s attention in case this letter finds itself on the desktop computer screen of someone who enjoys "graphic" novels or anyone else less accustomed to seeing the written word not encompassed by a white speaking bubble.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;        &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Did you know that:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;In 1905 Higgenbottom became the first man to circumperambulate the globe?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;An avid cartographer, he was commissioned to redraw the borders of the civilized world’s maps, settling scores of regional disputes with but a few pen strokes? ** &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He put an end to the dreaded Aztec Menace? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He single-handedly repopulated Burma?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He built what is still the world’s largest structure? &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;***&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He was the sole source of employment in New England from 1900-1906?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He mounted a successful private war against the Flemish, paying his mercenaries solely with compliments?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He discovered over 100 medicinal uses for tobacco - and debunked two uses for penicillin?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He redefined philanthropy with his revolutionary work-to-live incentive programs for the many orphans of his time?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He converted the Canadian Druid population to Christendom in one afternoon and still had time to dam a river in Nova Scotia?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He was elected for life to the Senate and for decades defeated every  socialist bill that came up for a vote, including the bloated Minimum Nutritional Supplement Program Act which would have crippled the economy by dumping millions into the coffers of “fat cat” Philippine-American War veterans too lazy to go out and get new jobs which didn't require the use of all one's legs or arms?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He subsidized the building of America’s first and only Slingshot Transit System ?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;He was also the creator of America’s then-favorite pastime, the Redman Toss?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Yes, Jonas Mayfew Higgenbottom was less a man than an epoch unto himself. With his passing in 1917, the last and best of the Gilded Age’s legends vanished, yet it is my sincere hope that this tome of scholarship, "&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;A WEALTHY PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES&lt;/span&gt;," with its hundreds of letters, reports, and images documenting Jonas’ deeds, will reignite America’s love affair with her most exceptional citizen – her most American American! It is my sincere hope that this history will serve you as complete a repository of the Higgenbottom legacy as possible and live on past one and all of us that it might teach another generation the credo of this unique man:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/SHACKLE--743805.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 332px; height: 465px;" src="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/SHACKLE--743747.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;IN MEMORIAM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;Dr. Rev. Jonas Mayfew Higgenbottom&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;1855-1917&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Yours,&lt;br /&gt;Lewis Thynebury, PhD (honorary)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" &gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;This statement is both figurative and literal, since in his late 40’s Jonas purchased a chain of islands off the coast of Jakarta where he ordered the construction of a series of 50-foot statues in his likeness, the eye pieces of which were comprised of powerful magnifying lenses which were permanently focused on a singular point in the Indian Ocean. He did this in order to burn off the billions of gallons of ocean water necessary to maintain the proper level of humidity among all his islands which Jonas believed was best for his health. Travelers who passed through this particular latitude and longitude when the sun had reached the appropriate height however would be accosted by the equivalent of 80,000 lumen (or 200 sunrises) simultaneously. So it is entirely possible that Rockefeller or any other industrialist of the era who happened to be passing through the area could have quite literally visited a portion of the Higgenbottom Empire and been horribly singed by Jonas’ lights.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;**  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Though the maps later turned out to be in error due to Jonas’ mistaking of Florida’s Seminole tribesmen for West Africans, this error does not diminish the fact of the profound trust in which world leaders held Higgenbottom, enough to allow him to redraw their maps and borders during which several nations’ square acreage increased by billions of square feet while others ceased to be entirely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***  Manhattan’s HIGGENBOTTOM CASTLE is still the only man-made structure visible from the moon, taking up a full 10-block diameter in New York’s Material Wealth District and rising an unbelievable 250 stories mostly straight up (and another 100 below ground!). Surprisingly as large as this structure is, tourists and even local New Yorkers have a commensurately difficult time locating the Castle as the darkness imposed by its sun-blocking prowess is often described as “chilling” and “complete.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-8163216152203794624?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/8163216152203794624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=8163216152203794624&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/8163216152203794624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/8163216152203794624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/excerpt-from-wealthy-peoples-history.html' title='Excerpt from &quot;A WEALTHY PEOPLE&apos;S HISTORY&quot;: Author&apos;s Note'/><author><name>The Crespo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16812636802566653501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06678176217371869333'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-6246940390737489795</id><published>2009-06-29T11:48:00.014-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-29T17:09:31.065-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='A People&apos;s History of the United States'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Matt Preskenis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='July Fourth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Independence Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sean Crespo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='A Wealthy people&apos;s History of the United States'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Howard Zinn'/><title type='text'>New DAW Feature: excerpts from "A WEALTHY PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES"</title><content type='html'>We've waited almost 6 months now, until the near-eve of our nation's Independence Day, to begin releasing this following installment. That's how excited we are about it. Half a year's worth of excitement is built up and ready to be loosed all over your screens.  Gross? Maybe. Wonderful? YES!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why did we wait till now to release? Because the 4th of July is a day to celebrate our nation's greatness, our great feats, our great men and woman. Possibly women.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yet doesn't it seem odd that the greatest member of our heroes past is not represented at all, not in any text book or documentary, that if you asked a random school child who America's Most American American was, the one name that would not come to his or her mind is &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;JONAS MAYFEW HIGGENBOTTOM&lt;/span&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/JONAS-1-752350.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="http://www.drinkatwork.com/uploaded_images/JONAS-1-752348.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;How did it come to pass that the one man to which this nation owes its livelihood and indeed its existence as a world power has been all but forgotten?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For this there is no simple answer. The most we can tell you is that there are powers out there, jealous powers, who have spent decades covering up the truth of our collective past. None of which we knew until we ran across one of the few copies still available of &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;A WEALTHY PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES,&lt;/span&gt; which we found in a Birmingham, Alabama BOOKS A MILLION store in their &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Debunking the Liberal Media&lt;/span&gt; section. More of a wing really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regardless, we contacted the author, and glory of glories, he gave us publishing rights for this special occasion. He even refused any kind of payment. He said that he simply wants our country to be better educated about its great history, about its great heroes, about its greatest man, Jonas Mayfew Higgenbottom. While "A Wealthy People's History" indeed reports upon the lives of several of the other titans of industry, the bulk of this tome is, and rightly so, devoted to Dr. Reverend Higgenbottom, from his early stages at Saint Giles School for Male Youth, to his days of strapping youngmanhoodedness in which he thrived as a professional adventurer/scientist, to his descending yet nonetheless magnificent years  in which most of the edifices named after him were constructed, including the world famous Mid-Town Pyramid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without Further Ado...go to the next post. Wait, never mind, that actually was a bit of ado. What I should have written was:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With A Bit Further Ado...go to the next post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So...go do that.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-6246940390737489795?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/6246940390737489795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=6246940390737489795&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/6246940390737489795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/6246940390737489795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/new-daw-feature-excerpts-from-wealthy.html' title='New DAW Feature: excerpts from &quot;A WEALTHY PEOPLE&apos;S HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES&quot;'/><author><name>The Crespo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16812636802566653501</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06678176217371869333'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-8732036726012756382</id><published>2009-06-29T11:39:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-29T11:41:49.188-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fake Rockstar's Guide to why we hate you</title><content type='html'>You made &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here&lt;/span&gt; an actual TV show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Words and lies,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- FRS&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-8732036726012756382?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/8732036726012756382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=8732036726012756382&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/8732036726012756382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/8732036726012756382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/fake-rockstars-guide-to-why-we-hate-you_29.html' title='Fake Rockstar&apos;s Guide to why we hate you'/><author><name>Fake Rockstar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05731958581835850703</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15183357194014248223'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-8181901154211442623</id><published>2009-06-29T04:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-29T04:01:33.227-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwnd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot werewolf ninja deluxe podcast'/><title type='text'>Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 110 - Eric Andre, Lizzy Cooperman</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9emlTOo7hjs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9emlTOo7hjs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.robotwerewolfninjadeluxe.com/?p=73" target="_blank"&gt;Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 110 - Eric Andre, Lizzy Cooperman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This episode of the Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe podcast was hosted by &lt;a href="http://www.thatjerkdan.com" target="_blank"&gt;Dan Bialek&lt;/a&gt; and features the following segments:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cocaine Blood Spaceship: The Saga Continues with &lt;a href="http://www.ericandre.com" target="_blank"&gt;Eric Andre&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fix My Life with &lt;a href="http://www.lizzycooperman.blogspot.com" target="_blank"&gt;Lizzy Cooperman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode comedian Eric Andre calls in for the first installment of his segment hopped up on Benadryl from a dive bar in Glendale next to strip club with no name. He describes a recent happy ending massage that he received in New York City and reminisces about having sex with a pregnant booty call during the same trip. Later in this episode Lizzy Cooperman discusses her battle to quit smoking employing the use of cold cuts, deep breathing exercises and a large quantity of Nicorette left to her by a dead. She also muses about possibly taking up e-smoking.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-8181901154211442623?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/8181901154211442623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=8181901154211442623&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/8181901154211442623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/8181901154211442623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/robot-werewolf-ninja-deluxe-episode-110.html' title='Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 110 - Eric Andre, Lizzy Cooperman'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-7049258160809327417</id><published>2009-06-29T03:58:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-29T04:01:59.924-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boon shakalaka'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dan and boon'/><title type='text'>DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 11 - BONE TO PICK WITH OBAMA</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/46AXjhGuuyQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/46AXjhGuuyQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46AXjhGuuyQ" target="_blank"&gt;DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 11 - BONE TO PICK WITH OBAMA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boon Shakalaka questions our new president’s creativity. He also tries to sell some pants.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-7049258160809327417?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/7049258160809327417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=7049258160809327417&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7049258160809327417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7049258160809327417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/dan-boon-episode-11-bone-to-pick-with.html' title='DAN &amp; BOON - EPISODE 11 - BONE TO PICK WITH OBAMA'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332691.post-7746514595502762685</id><published>2009-06-28T00:35:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-28T00:38:55.388-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rwnd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robot werewolf ninja deluxe podcast'/><title type='text'>Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 109 - Snaid, Ames, Durnell, Lee, Nery</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fz0HRsfohf0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fz0HRsfohf0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.robotwerewolfninjadeluxe.com/?p=71" target="_blank"&gt;Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 109 - Snaid, Ames, Durnell, Lee, Nery&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This episode of the Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe podcast was hosted by &lt;a href="http://www.thatjerkdan.com" target="_blank"&gt;Dan Bialek&lt;/a&gt; and features the following segments:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hollywood Kills Me with &lt;a href="http://www.lfhshow.com" target="_blank"&gt;Jedd Snaid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Songs Of The South with &lt;a href="http://www.usrighthere.com" target="_blank"&gt;Zach Ames &amp; Jon Durnell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Crix In The City with &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/crixlee" target="_blank"&gt;Cricket Lee&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tales Of The Strange with &lt;a href="http://www.jugglegood.com" target="_blank"&gt;Scot Nery&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode Jedd Snaid discusses men's fashion for the tall, gangly and unwieldy and then describes his first (and most likely last) trip to trendy Hollywood coffee house. Comedians Zach Ames and Jon Durnell do their first installment of their segment recanting the tales of legendary loonies and drug addicts from their home state of Tennessee. Uber gamer girl Cricket Lee recounts a recent trip to a spiritual advisor that nearly ended in financial ruin. And comedian-juggler-contortionist extraordinaire Scot Nery spins a long and twisted narrative that host Dan Bialek eventually nips in the bud.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7332691-7746514595502762685?l=www.drinkatwork.com%2Findex.html'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/7746514595502762685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7332691&amp;postID=7746514595502762685&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7746514595502762685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332691/posts/default/7746514595502762685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.drinkatwork.com/2009/06/robot-werewolf-ninja-deluxe-episode-109.html' title='Robot Werewolf Ninja Deluxe - Episode 109 - Snaid, Ames, Durnell, Lee, Nery'/><author><name>Dan Bialek</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10562740493849392305</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12601017692023119069'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>