“I’m
so angry I could punch an immigrant baby!”
“How
could we fail Saudi Arabia so?!”
“When
will these earthlings realize that caring for
your fellow man is but a sign of weakness?”
“See
what happens when you continue to fund education?”
“It’s
just as they predicted in ‘Revelations: The Wal-Mart Edition’!”
“They
can’t take office if there’s no United States to lead.”
“Tell
Fox News they can change their name back to
The German Workers Party Network.”
“Next
time we attack them in their dreams.”
“Well,
this is why we have a military. Secure the capital.”
“Alert
Mordor!”
“Finally,
now we can get to work on that death ray.”
“Ahhh,
another four years to get Jesus on some currency.”
“Well,
now that the election’s over we can release
the blacks and women.”
“Award
Sinclair Broadcast Group ten Senate seats.”
“At
least we’ll never have to bother with another election again.”
“If
only they knew how close we were to releasing small pox.”
“Back
to fighting Oceania…or was it Eurasia?”
“Next
order of business, deciding on a citizen uniform.”
“Tell
Clarence Thomas the Emperor wishes to anoint him.”
“BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
