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Things
to Accomplish by Age 30 Slightly
Modified so That They May Be Achieved
by Age 40
- Write the
Great American Book Review on Amazon.com
- Earn a PhD.
in air conditioning and refrigeration.
- Travel to
a wildlife preserve operated by Six Flags.
- Have a threesome
for Scrabble or DVD rental.Learn to fly a plane simulator on the
PC.
- Have a career
you enjoy fantasizing about during office hours.
- Help your
fellow man by actually putting something in the tip jar at Subway.
- See the
pyramids for what they really are on the Discovery Channel.
- Start eating
healthier junk food or at least fewer Diary Queen Blizzards.
- Get a tattoo
appointment.
- Learn another
language is hard to master…or even converse in above a nursery
school level.
- Reorganize
your priorities by deliciousness.
- See more
of the U.S. through various business flight connections.
- Start exercising
your options about which gym to join.
- Perform
stand-up comedy once, while drunk, at a friend’s Christmas
party.
- Learn to
play an instrument, like the tambourine or triangle.Fall in love
with a television character.
- Get to know
more people through “The Sims.”
- Backpack
across Staten Island.
- Study art
by way of museum gift shop postcards.
- Create your
own small company letterhead.
- Write, produce
and direct a movie about your cat.
- Start watching
less television while driving.
- Go cliff
diving, skydiving or mountain climbing out of necessity to escape
an angry mob.
- Learn to
appreciate opera references in old Bugs Bunny cartoons.
- Take up
horse riding at a Shetland pony ranch.
- Remove the
clutter in your life through delinquent payments.
- Prepare
to eventually enter a marathon by carbo-loading today.
- Achieve
greater spiritual enlightenment by starting less fights on the
supermarket checkout line.
- Not only
come to terms with your shortcomings but also embrace them as
valid excuses.
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