"There’s a lot I don’t know about bullfighting, apparently."

"Look what I found on the sidewalk. Free cheese!"

"It works on the same principle as Spiderman’s web slinger, only I use dental floss and double-sided masking tape instead. Watch."

"I’ll prove to you that when it comes to bare knuckle boxing, brains always wins over brawn."

"Trust me, I have a way with Vikings."

"Sure, countless other daredevils have driven over 20 gasoline trucks before. That’s why I’m going to drive through them."

"Throw me the knife!"

"Throw down the credenza!"

"Throw me the shorter lifeline! I want to get back quicker."

"What do you mean we’re done for? Just because the attacking aliens have vastly superior intellects doesn’t mean they can match wits with the common man."

"I’ll find your shark for three thousand. I’ll kill him for ten. And for 20, I’ll try to mate with him."

"Well, well, well, isn’t this ironic? For you see, the hunted has now become the, uh, caught. Damn."

"I say ‘tomato,’ you say ‘tornado.’ Let’s call the whole thing off."

"Watch me surprise that gorilla."

"You know what? I do feel lucky. In fact, I’ll say you fired all six bullets. Let’s see if I’m right."

"Why take any chances? I say we cut both wires."

"Don’t worry. I don’t actually eat the fire. I just shove it down my throat."

"If killer robots can’t feel pain then this thing won’t know I’m beating the crap out of it until it’s too late, right?"

"There’s not a biker gang alive that can catch up to a man riding his dog."

"A midget with an axe. Now that’s adorable!"