Plot
Leaks from Upcoming Season of “Lost”
Hi-jinks
and shenanigans are afoot when guest stars The Harlem Globetrotters
wash ashore.
Television show product placement hits an all-time low when Claire’s
newborn baby starts hawking Quiznos subs.
The French woman uses the last of her artillery stockpile to fire
on a Greenpeace boat.
Shannon gets a peculiar makeover from new recurring character Dr.
Moreau.
Hurley, Sayid and Michael are no longer allowed to play on the now
“exclusive” golf course.
Kate is exonerated of all charges after she finally finds the one-armed
man.
“Driveshaft” proves to be Charlie’s unofficial
band nickname for “The Wiggles.”
The survivors kill some time and another member with “Island
Fight Club.”
John Locke further unnerves his fellow survivors with his continuous,
spot-on impersonation of Dame Edna.
The huge, mysterious island monster finally answers to the name
“Grape Ape.”
Resident doctor Jack gets a rare opportunity to show just how little
he knows about thoracic surgery.
Having blown up the underground hatch, the islanders are now susceptible
to wave after wave of C.H.U.D. attacks.
Sun once again shocks her husband Jin by revealing that only does
she speak English, she isn’t even Asian.
Sawyer takes his own life when the only reading material left on
the island is “The Da Vinci Code.”
For some unknown reason, “The Others” keep leaving the
survivors tropical drinks, fresh towels and Club Med receipts.
Hurley’s notorious bad luck streak continues when he finds
fresh batteries for his Discman but the only CD left on the island
is “The Eagles Greatest Hits.”
The survivors are hard-pressed to explain why every time a search
party explores the island, it’s the previously unseen character
in the red shirt that dies.
Unable to leave the island by raft, the survivors get to work on
a 40' paper airplane.
Having lost Michael’s son Walt to kidnappers, the surviving
passengers welcome the newest child cast member, Cousin Oliver.
The survivors divide into two warring tribes—“Greasers”
and “Socs.”
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