Amazon.com’s Worst-Selling Books

The 432,678 Habits of Highly
Successful Obsessive-Compulsives

The Gospel According to Thundercats

Oh, the Places You Can’t Go since the Accident

It’s Not Slander if He Actually Is Retarded:
101 Legal Tricks for the Self-Taught Lawyer

Portuguese People You Might Know

Can We Communicate with the Dead? No.

You’ll Never Be Famous, You’ll Never Be Rich,
You’ll Never Have That Threesome:
A Man’s Guide to Facing Facts

Harry Potter Meets the Groovy Ghoulies

The History of the Allen Wrench from the
Ikea Bookshelf to the Ikea TV Swivel Stand

Winning Her over through Tears

“I Could Pee on That” and other Poems by Cats

The Peter Max Code

Losing Weight through Sensible Eating
and Regular Exercise

Things Are Going to Get a Lot Worse
before They Sort of Plateau

Financial Freedom through Bar Bets

Cracking Wise while Identifying the Body

Stop Touching Yourself: The Teenager’s
Guide to Revealing Way Too Much
Information to an Online Bookseller

The Over-50 Person’s Guide to
Tying Up Loose Ends

Wicca: Your Last, Desperate Attempt in
Believing that Some Greater Force Is Somehow
Responsible for How Your Life Has Turned Out

So Now You’re a Parent. Big Whoop.