"When
the Japanese Prime Minister and his wife are threatened with
kidnapping, it’s up to the Wayans brothers to assume
their identities…"
"She was a big city dominatrix. He was a small town priest.
Their paths never crossed…"
"In 1972, at the height of the Vietnam Conflict, the
United States launched a covert strike unit known only as
‘Operation Explosives-Strapped Bunnies’…"
"He’s a county assemblyman-elect with a nose for
trouble…"
"If you like ‘American Pie’ movies and trenchant
social satire of Victorian-era mores, you’ll love…"
""When a kodiak bear wins the lottery, high society
will never be the same…"
"In the year 2230, it will be the robots’ time
to say ‘you got served’…"
"Some cheese can be too pungent…"
"What if one day the sock puppets said, ‘Enough’…"
"When the world is under massive alien attack, only one
international committee can calmly and thoroughly address
the situation and its legal ramifications in due time…"
"From the people who brought you Pepsi comes…"
"In a grand age of witches and warlocks, Lou was the
best real estate agent in the biz…"
"Theirs is a love separated not by family nor religion,
but by the wall between their kennel cages…"
"Imagine if the little people of the world revolted.
Wouldn’t that be adorable?…"
"Even as a child, Sharon could talk to the animals. Not
‘with,’ mind you. Just ‘to’…"
"They say there’s a hero inside each and every
one of us, no doubt trying to claw its way through your intestinal
lining as we speak…"
"This is a story about the lives we live, the decisions
we make and the people who sell assorted farm equipment…"
"Todd had it all—syphilis, herpes, chlamydia…"
"Some people thought he was a monster. Others realized
it was just a paper mache mask…"
"All his life Steven was ignored. Hey, there’s
Keith…"
