"With a little encouragement and a lot of training that
terrier may just take this team to the Super Bowl."
"Maybe
you did kill your twin brother. Or maybe you just got confused
and stabbed yourself to death instead."
"What
do you mean the rabbits have controlling interest of the company?!?"
"We
can’t give up now! Not this late in the game! If we give
up now we’ll never be known as anything but quitters!
You hear me? Quitters!…Oh, and we’ll also be enslaved
for all eternity."
"We
put a lot on the line to get here, Jenkins. Family, careers,
everything. But if this final experiment works as well as
I think it will, well then it looks like Mentos is going to
have some pretty stiff competition come the fall."
"Of
course the aliens knew we were attacking! Why do you think
they refused to open the door?!"
"The fate of four billion people and the planet Earth
now rests in your hands. Call me when you get this message."
"I
know it’s been years but to this day everywhere I go
I can still hear her name—‘The.’"
"Okay,
I’ll lift the curse. But next time don’t try to
pass off Pepsi as Coke."
"Well,
it’s down to just you and me, Rodrigo. Mano a mano, just
like we always knew it would be. But let me you ask you something,
friend. Let me ask you just one thing. Do you really think
you have what it takes to go all the way? Do you?! Because
I just scored "foursies" and unless you can top
that the jacks championship will be all mine."
"Ancient
legends say that he who first discovers the lost riches of
the kings will be almost impossible to deal with afterwards."
"She
broke my heart. First with her cruelty and then with her broadsword."
"Quick, everyone! Out of the water! Now! It’s a
private beach."
"The
terrorists said that if we don’t give in to all of their
demands they will blow up Los Angeles. Frankly, I’m torn."
"The
most important thing in the world is to be loved…by millions…of
paying customers."
"They
say he was a sexual predator. But I’ll always remember
him as just a horny mountain lion."
"And
thanks to Wal-Mart’s low prices and great selection we’ll
all be armed in time for the invasion!"
"Do
you want to see the youth center close down forever? Or do
you want to join us and help raise the necessary funds by
producing the best low-budget, highly lucrative porn films
for the direct-to-video market ever?!"
"I’m
afraid there is now no way back to your dimension. But why
would you wish to leave here, to leave paradise, where your
every need is met, your every desire is fulfilled and your
every orifice is examined hourly for exploding spores?"
"Oh,
why were we so greedy?! Why were we so short-sighted?! Why
oh why couldn’t we have planned for the future, for both
us as well as for our children?! But instead our supplies
are all but depleted and there won’t be another marshmallow
peep to be had until next Easter."
"Guess
the experts were right. Some things were just never meant
to have horns fused onto them."
"Life
is funny. But you know what’s funnier? Comedy."
"Only
one man can defeat a monster like that. Unfortunately, we’re
simply not budgeted for his services."
"I
don’t like you and you don’t like me. But unless
we overcome our differences and work as a team there is no
way we will ever win at doubles tennis."
"Looking
back, it was foolish of us to teach the apes both advanced
weaponry and parliamentary procedure."
"And
with dessert that comes to $22.35."
