QUOTES
FROM SUMMER 2006 MOVIES
“$2200
for a junior one-bedroom?!? Screw it. Metropolis can fend for itself…”
“Listen,
can…can I just call you Will Ferrell instead of by your character’s
name? I mean, seriously, is it really going to affect the plot that
much?”
“Not
only did Jesus and Mary Magdalene marry, but they had a Unitarian
wedding.”
“I’m
telling you, it’s a monster house! People go in there but
they never come out! Either that, or it’s an assisted living
home.”
“Listen,
guys. If we don’t band together and do something now, those
snakes are going to fly this plane right into the Capitol building.”
“I
know you want to join us and fight by our side, but there’s
a big difference between ‘mutant’ and ‘impetigo.’”
“’I
can’t believe you bought us steerage tickets. I can’t
believe you could be so cheap.’ Well, look who’s sitting
pretty now!”
“You
don’t want to leave the condo. I don’t want to leave
the condo. But we have to figure out something. So if you’ve
got a better idea than ‘knife fight’ I’m all ears.”
“Oliver
Stone is not the guy to do a movie about the collapse of the World
Trade Center…What?…Oh, I know I’m on camera and
in character. I just can’t wrap my mind around this…”
“I’m
telling you, man, Tokyo is the place to drive! They’ve got
this dangerous new form of street racing involving lightweight cars,
slick tires, mutated lizards, J-horror, a unitary constitutional
monarchy and temperate coniferous forests!”
“Our
boy’s the son of Satan? Then why the hell are we scrimping
and saving for his college fund?!?”
“Do
something, Jack Sparrow! We’ve got 40 more minutes to kill
and no one could care less about what happens to Orlando Bloom!”
“Crockett!
Tubbs! I want you to bring down this narcotics ring old school.
So here’s a cassette of Phil Collin’s No Jacket Required
to play in the car.”
“So
let me get this straight—you’re a cocky professional
hotshot who accidentally finds himself in an out-of-the-way small
town only to learn both humility and the importance of being part
of a community and we’re not just remaking ‘Doc Hollywood’
but with cars?”
“Whatever
Shawn and Marlon are doing right now, just stop them. Please.”
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