Francesco Marciuliano

• "Employee takes criticism well. Perhaps regular beatings will break him."
  
  
• "Company spent $2 million building access ramp and employee had to go and learn how to goddamn walk again."
  
  
• "Are all Italians in the mob? Better find out before I reprimand Marino."
  
  
• "Employee’s request to take afternoon off for chemo speaks of only future slacking."
  
  
• "Still won’t salute me."
  
  
• "Can handle pressure. Can handle stress. Can’t handle negative remarks about her religion."
  
  
• "Assistant keeps referring to her MBA degree as if my Associate Bachelor certificate means crap."
  
  
• "Third employee today to mention having ‘life outside the office.’ Wonder if this is one of those ‘Megatrends’ I heard so much about."
  
  
• "Oh man, I make like four times more than this guy!"
  
  
• "Employee’s kids too ugly for words. Husband clearly not an attractive individual. Think I have a chance."
  
  
• "Employee could only do ten push-ups, 20 if I don’t sit on top of him."
  
  
• "Guess it’s true what they say. Jews are funny."
  
  
• "That ass would look so good on my face."
  
  
• "They say humor is tragedy plus time. Apparently crybaby needs a few more weeks before I can joke about carbon monoxide."
  
  
• "Employee’s prosthetic arm creeps me out. Wonder if I can transfer him to satellite office."
  
  
• "Although HR records say otherwise, I still don’t think this guy works for me."
  
  
• "Employee thinks he’s all that but he’s clearly straight frontin’."
  
  
• "Prone to anger when I refer to him as ‘Chinese Bob.’"
  
  
• "Drives a ’92 Geo. Pathetic."
  
  
• "Employee makes friends very easily. Meanwhile it’s my birthday and no one has said hello to me or even looked in my direction all day. Think I’ll make an example of said employee."