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2003
 

Failed Superhero Catchphrases


Francesco Marciuliano

 

“To the Ford Fiesta!”


“Not the face! Not the face!!!”


“I admit I am powerless over alcohol and that my life has become unmanageable.”


“Ladies, ladies, ladies…”


“Quick! Get my epinephrine!”


“What do you expect from Italians?”


“Que sera sera.”


“Oh, I’ll prove my dad wrong!”


“Wait, let me get a sweater.”


“I don’t accept personal checks.”


“No you didn’t.”


“Gimme some sugar.”


“I call upon the Nordic gods to bless my samurai sword!”


“What I really want to do is direct.”


“Don’t shoot! You can have it!”


“By the power of a majority vote!”


“Let’s agree to disagree.”


“Give me five minutes.”


“Mm-mmm! I’d like to break me off a piece of that!”


“Tell it to someone who cares.”


“It’s not the heat. It’s the humidity.”


“Why won’t she call?”


“It’s 4:20!”


“Established 1992.”


“Sox Rule!”

 


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