Another terrible hug is given. Another terrible hug is received.

The prize for winning this show is $50k plus a brand new gas guzzling SUV that will probably cost $50k in gas over the next few years. The prize for just watching the show is knowing that at the least, you weren’t crazy enough to be on the show. So either way, you sort of kind of maybe almost win.

Another terrible hug is delivered to an innocent by-hugger.

Aliens attack my hometown of Boston but my people drive the hordes back by calling them “queeeeahs” and then the Red Sox win the World Series 10 times in a row. That’s the plot of this show, right? Perfect.

This is now the 4th or 5th tech shop talk sort of web show I’ve hosted. At what point do I get to describe myself as the “defacto tech talk host for all websites?” One more stint? Two? Am I already there? Heck, we need to start a letter writing campaign to make it official. Someone, all of you, let’s email the President of the Internet and let him know that you all want me to be the official Host of Tech Related Web Programs. Until we get the certificate from His Webinence however, please enjoy episode 1 (of 9) of GEAR REVIEW. Talking bout tablets, son, yeh yeh.

View and approve, children of the web.

Yours,
Sean Crespo

PS You know, it’s not just tech stuff I’m a great go-to host for. If Joel McHale is thinking about leaving THE SOUP, I would like E! to know that I am available to discuss the enormous salary cut you would force down my throat if you were to hire me as his replacement. What’s that? OF COURSE! Yes, I’ll host THE SOUP for $7/hour. How did you know that was my bottom line, E! ? Damn you and your negotiating prowess. But I’m holding you to $7/hour. Anything less would be an insult to hours.