The bad news is, it’s another reality dating contest. The good news is, it’s set in a jungle so maybe someone on the show will get bitten by a never-before-seen species of spider whose venom only kills people who have worked on reality tv shows and we will finally have a solution to this reality tv crisis! DARE TO DREAM, PEOPLE.

I’m a big fan of the email below for a couple of reasons. I like the made-up Britishey-ness of it and that it was posed as a series of questions that seem geared to ascertain whether I’M a scam! (FYI, my answers were: No, no and not really.)

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From: DAVID DERBYSHIRE <ghf00000@financier.com>
Subject: OPPORTUNITY COMES BUT ONCE

Hello,
Do you have any idea on how you can invest $USD 25m for my late Client. Are you ready for the release of funds? Can you be trusted? Please respond if interested.

David Derbyshire
ddshire1@skymail.mn

First of all, don’t panic. The tornado is probably just as afraid of you as you are of it. So look it square in the eye and breathe calmly. Second, don’t die.

Much thanks to @danilic for tweeting another great piece from the other side of the world’s HUNGRY BEAST, a rap video about climate change performed and written BY climate scientists. That would be like if there were a LOLCAT photoshopped and written BY a cat! What I’m trying to say is…cats cause climate change and you should kill yours now.

Peer review some of these mad hot lyrics, yo:

The Green house effect is just a theory sucker (Alan Jones)
Yeah so is gravity float away muther f**cker

This week I cover the light-hearted legal drama FRANKLIN & BASH. I was lucky enough to get co-star and my BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD Kumail Nanjiani and his wonderful wife WHO IS ALSO MY BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to do a quick interview with me about the show, their lives together, blah blah blah. I’d say the interview went…well…ish. I mean, no one cried. I did AFTER I shut off the camera, but hey, who amongst us hasn’t cried every afternoon for 3 weeks in a row, right? I’m just a man. I’m not made of untears, right? RIGHT?!!!

Right.

Anyway, click, watch and enjoy/cry.