If this show catches on, I guarantee we’ll be seeing ads for “Serial Killer Wives” or “Terrorist Wives.” But before you watch this, I just want to make it clear that I mean NO DISRESPECT to the gentlemen married to the stars of this show, men who were WRONGLY imprisoned and did NOTHING to deserve the ire of our state and federal governments. No, go…watch. Then come back and tell me how much you loved it and me! GO GO GO!!!

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Ok, once in a lifetime you come across a piece of information so dazzlingly wonderful, it outshines all the dollar bills in the world. And diamonds. This week, I started watching BLUE PLANET. After I finished that, there was a special on about ants. Did you know that ants can lift up to 50 times their own body weight? Well, if I’d ever heard a solution to the energy crisis, that was it…

Today we’re going to talk about Peak Oil. Where is this mysterious mountain? Has anyone climbed it? CAN anyone climb a mountain made of oil? Let’s find out! (MORE) …

WORK GREENER, NOT HARDER

So much stock is put into the idea of all the work, all the effort and the nearly impossible feats it will take to transform our energy economy into one based on renewables that many AmeriCANS have become AmeriCAN’TS. That’s not the America I was raised in, mister or ma’am! I was raised in Americausewesaidso! Once we take the lead, other nations will follow. Even Tibet. That lazy hold out.