Did you ever see the movie WANTED? More importantly, afterward did you wonder WHY you had seen the movie WANTED? And even more importantly, did you then become curious how someone was able to successfully pitch the movie WANTED and then get someone to buy it? We did too. Here’s what we came up with.

The ECNY’s are here again, and with it, a chance for you to show your loyalty to all of your favorite Drink At Work related people and shows! The process is simple. First, get a PhD in Applied Quantum Mechanics. Next, become President of the World. Lastly, click on the ECNY logo below…

…and vote for the following in these categories:

Drink At Work for Best Website
Dan Wilbur and Sean Crespo for Best Hosts
Lasers in the Jungle – Mindy Tucker for Best Flyer or Postcard Design

And in lieu of LASERS IN THE JUNGLE getting its own nom for Best Variety Show –BECAUSE THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED AGAINST QUALITY COMEDY IN THE BACK ROOMS OF BARS!!!!–I’d like to ask that you throw your magnificent support behind the other show Carol Hartsell produces and books, Righteous Kill, hosted by the hilarious Joe Derosa and Jared Logan.

Righteous Kill for Best Variety Show

You can vote for other categories if you reaaaalllly want to, but as long as you cover our asses, we don’t care if the other nominees simultaneously burn and drown in a hydrofracked lake. I know that sounds harsh, but this is an awards show we’re talking about. And just like in hydrofracking, there are winners (hydrofrackers) and losers (everyone with a faucet). I think I’ve made our case.

GO! VOTE! NOW!

Let’s forget for a minute that Chris Lee was an elected public official, expected to represent his constituents through responsible and mature behavior. Let’s even forget he’s married. For our purposes here, let’s just call him a guy. What do most guys like? Most guys like the Internet, beer and girls. I’m sure that, like everyone else’s day job, Chris had his share of downtime and in America, downtime means scanning the Internet for either porn or weird dating posts on Craigslist.

Mr. Lee chose Craigslist and, on what must’ve been a particularly slow day in law making, chose to respond to a date request. With a picture…

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Something tells me Matthew Perry’s mid-life crisis on his new show will be the least exciting mid-life crisis ever. I bet he spends all of season 1 contemplating if his new haircut was the right one. I also bet all of season 1 will be all of 6 episodes. (I’m from the future. I know these things.)

From the makers of Scaffoldin™ and Trulexa XR™, comes the iPee app for iPhone and iPod touch. We live in the modern age, folks – A time when the bar for ease and convenience is continually raised. Thanks to space age devices like the iPhone, nearly ever necessity of our being is handed to us at the touch of a finger. Need a restaurant? A Bank? A mosque? Let the iPhone do the work. Looking for medical advice? Need a lawyer? Have an overwhelming desire to control angry birds? It’s all on your iPhone, 24/7.

And now, for the first time anywhere, you can pee into your iPhone or iPod touch. That’s right, we said pee. Our hard working “temporary citizens” of DAW Labs™ have developed the iPee app, allowing anyone with a iPhone or iPod touch (connected to a Wifi network) to pee directly into their phone.

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Is this drama about cops investigating corrupt politicians really just “The Wire” lite? Is fabulous, lustrous hair a requirement for the Chicago P.D.? I quickly violate the first rule of the Chicago Code by talking about “The Chicago Code.” Damn me.