A Hollywood shot show which is supposed to take place in New York. Yes, if only New York city had any TV or movie studios to shoot in. Or any apartments or dive bars so they could use real locations. Sigh… I guess we’ll just have to put our own tiny-room standards aside and try our best to not notice the 2000 sq ft 1 bedroom they’ll probably use as the protagonist’s home. (It’s probably even rent controlled damn THAT LUCKY FICTIONAL BASTARD!!!!

This year’s Westminster Illustrated swimsuit cover model was brought out of her kennel yesterday to thunderous applause. Tuggy the Shi Tzu mix trotted out, took a quick dump on a reporter’s shoe, then ran away to chase a noise only she could hear. Another historic moment in a truly important event, a celebration of dogs in swim trunks!

If you loved “Valentine’s Day” and you can’t wait for “New Year’s Eve” …well, 1. you have a serious problem and should consult a move critic, but 2. you’ll love “Holiday Ensemble Comedy!” Possibly the most perfectly titled movie of all time, it is the core essence of every holiday ensemble comedy ever made, crammed into one perfectly efficient cinematic vehicle that delivers with alarming speed the forced charm and semi-humor you (unfortunately) crave. In fact, there may not even be a movie. The theatrical release may simply be the trailer playing over and over again until you decide to leave for popcorn forever or to find a purpose in life. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

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