While the others aren’t looking, I’m going to take this opportunity to tell you about my web series, Co-op of the Damned, the benefits of no-budget filmmaking and why you should send me your money. Come with me now…

You are getting very sleepy… And you will look cute while you naaaaappppp…

Thanks to DAW friend and fellow Shark at Worker, Nick Stevens for making this. Read his funny junk here: ahoynickstevens.tumblr.com

Maybe it’s Justin Bieber’s ubiquity, or maybe it’s Justin Bieber’s secret Canadian world domination ploy — or maybe it’s just that if I work Justin Bieber enough times into this Justin Bieber post it will result in Justin Bieber-level Google results, Justin Bieber — but it seems that by far the most frequent Words I Never Thought I Would Type have to do with… that guy. But this week feels special…

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Die Bieber

Bieber and Canada poutine die

Grilled cheese hot dogs with tomato soup dipping sauce

A rye Manhattan at Keen’s Chophouse

Writing is hard today

Icy sidewalk is hard today

Billy Bob Thorton as the lead in the Billy and the Boingers movie?

Warm Pepsi on an Adirondack Lake

Concentration fail

[More after the jump]