Class: Shatter-Impact © Vinyasa
NOW: 6:00 AM – 12:00 PM
Instructor: Dana Englasse

Please welcome our newest instructor, Dana Englasse, who will be kicking off the mornings with her Shatter-Impact© style of Vinyasa forms, which focus on the fundamentals of bone toning, muscle re-evaluation, and how to react when you scare children at the beach. Dana combines her 17 years of experience with eating almost nothing along with her unwavering, ever-present fear of growing old to motivate students along the path to yogic perfection. Dana’s motto is “If I can’t see every one of your vertebrae sticking out of your back skin, I’m not doing my job right.” This six hour journey through the dark heart of yoga takes place in a sealed off room heated to 135° F. No water is allowed in the classroom, and any student wishing to leave must do so before they sign up for the class. Shatter-Impact© will do more than help you drop 10 lbs per class (guaranteed), it will reaffirm your desire to live. And isn’t that the point of yoga?

This class is completely legal and anyone entering a session is tacitly agreeing to waive their right to litigate.