If you loved “Valentine’s Day” and you can’t wait for “New Year’s Eve” …well, 1. you have a serious problem and should consult a move critic, but 2. you’ll love “Holiday Ensemble Comedy!” Possibly the most perfectly titled movie of all time, it is the core essence of every holiday ensemble comedy ever made, crammed into one perfectly efficient cinematic vehicle that delivers with alarming speed the forced charm and semi-humor you (unfortunately) crave. In fact, there may not even be a movie. The theatrical release may simply be the trailer playing over and over again until you decide to leave for popcorn forever or to find a purpose in life. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

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One Response to “‘Valentine’s Day’ : Parody of the Worst Romantic Comedy Ever Made”

1. HubbaPasha says:

   February 14, 2011 at 4:34 pm

   Horrifying!
   I’ll watch it on cable, but change the channel immediately if anyone comes into the room, and say the dog sat on the remote.