For some reason, my phone displays lots of spam emails that my computer never lets me see. Sure, they clog up my inbox, but I pass the comedy on to YOU! This weeks faves:
1. “Save on power chips for your diesel engine!” - DieselPowerChip
2. “Tim Russert’s sex scandal exposed at funeral!” – Free Trial Men’s Supplement
3. “Very Urgent Business Transaction” – Mr. D. Koldsweat (Which is now my new favorite name, too.)
4. “Bone Her Into Oblivion!” - Bernardo Cullen
5. “Forget the hassle of traditional battery-operated hearing aids!” – Lee Majors ( I think this one might be an ad for bionic implant surgery.)
Ok, so these doctors are “off the map” to reignite their passion for medicine? But how will crapping in a bucket and learning Spanish help them do that? Plus, don’t you have to be a real med vet with decades of difficult surgeries and procedures under your belt to need to reignite something like that? So why do they all look like they’re just getting out of their junior O Chem class, heading out to the bar to enjoy their last few nights out before grueling residencies eat away at the fabric of their daily schedules until nothing is left but work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work?
Find the answers to these tricky questions by watching OFF THE MAP for the half a season it will be on!
With the College Football Bowl season coming to a climatic end at this evening’s BCS Championship Game (WAR EAGLE!), we at DAW Sports! thought this the perfect time to remember some lesser-know bowl games that never really made it out of the gate.
FACT: Most people who look at the Internet are only doing so because they’re bored off their asses at work. That’s just the truth. So why not place banner ads that acknowledge the true suffering of these poor, oppressed souls? Well? WHY NOT? Here’s the first in a series.
For some reason, my phone displays lots of spam emails that my computer never lets me see. Sure, they clog up my inbox, but I pass the comedy on to YOU! This weeks faves:
