I work at home. Which means I procrastinate. Case in point: I started writing this piece last Friday. Anyway, being no stranger to the world of perpetual procastination, I thought I’d share a few tell tale signs you’re on the road to not getting anything done until tomorrow.

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Secure in the knowledge that No Strings Attached will be one of the highest-grossing movies of all time, Ashtalie have decided the American public will pay money to see whatever they do together. Hence, their next buddy-rom-com-psychological-thriller-com-com!

Guys, the coconut bag industry must be doing really well for it to contact me. I mean, I’m practically at the bottom of the list of investors at one of the many coconut bag companies stocks from which we probably all spend a hefty portion of our day trading, right, am I right? Invest now! Oh, and even better, they come from Asia, which is apparently a selling point.

Well, we can at least hope their first case is The People Vs. Unimaginative Prime Time Programming.