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Hey everybody!

Remember me? Remember back in 2009 when my pelvis wasn’t broken?…

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Dear friends,

It is with a heavy heart that I remember 2010, the year we lost Aunt Pearl to the Baptists…

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The Religious Right is at it again, opposing the decorations and customs that surround our nation’s celebration of its most important holiday, Cthulhumas. Hey, it’s called CTHUHLUmas for a reason, you Christian nutbags. Because we’re celebrating CTHUHLU.

Yes, I understand that Cthuhlumas has gotten too commercial and that with all the hustling to horde as much white gold as possible, most of us forget what we’re really celebrating–the end of humanity as a sovereign species and the reign of our Lord and Destroyer Cthuhlu (and all the Great Old Ones) for all time.

But that’s beside the point. So let’s stop pussy footing about it, people. This is a Cthuhluist nation. Always has been always will be. Our European ancestors fled their homelands for the freedom to pursue their RIGHT to worship the formless Old Ones from beyond matter and thought. Many of them even died bravely defending that right, some while they were sacrificing worthless human rabble as a blood offering to Dagon, May He Open The Gateway For Cthuhlu Soon.

Here, take a look below at this Negativity Scene I placed outside on my front lawn (and on the front lawns of everyone within a five block blast zone I mean radius). This is the same charming seasonal decoration celebrating my religious traditions that I’ve been putting up on my lawn (and on the front lawns of everyone within a five block radius) for years now. So what’s the problem all of a sudden?