Another day of Advent here at the Double Deuce! Better open up another window and celebrate the season with more great scenes from the hit smash film ROAD HOUSE!

WE OPEN THE WINDOW AFTER THE JUMP.

Since we’re on a holiday-letter jag here at Drink At Work, I thought I’d post a piece I wrote 4 Christmases ago. Enjoy it after the jump. (That sounded dirty.)

Hey kids! It’s time for an exciting new feature from out here in our warm and cozy L.A. office: WORDS I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD TYPE. See, as an entertainment reporter, sometimes I have to type up some pretty unbelievable — or unbelievably petty — things. Here, we’ll chronicle the most absurd of those typings.

…she shows up listed on a hybrid googlemap of midtown Manhattan.

This was originally uploaded to YouTube on December 24th, 2007. I consider it a personal failing on the part of every human being on the planet that I did not receive this in my inbox 800 times by December 25th, 2007:

Apparently, you start by being an alien, having a lobotomy and then shooting yourself in the head. Jesus…who was this made for? I bet her annual Christmas letter goes something like this:

Dear Friends and Family:
This was an amazing year for me. I finally took the leap, and starting making How To videos for people who might come out of a coma sometime soon. It’s going great. I’m still lonely and thinking of killing myself, just as soon as I finish re-reading those Encyclopedia’s my mom gave me before she disappeared. I still keep them on my shelf right behind me when I shoot my videos. That way, I’ll always remember what I lost.
Best wishes to you and yours for a glorious New Year!
P.S. Ten years and my favorite pair of glasses are still going strong! Woot!!