This vintage holiday gem is a mere CLICK TO CONTINUE away!

Hey kids! It’s almost Christmas, so to warm your holiday hearts, let’s all watch as my will to live slowly slips out, one word at a time!

Sunday, 2:15 am

We will be busy putting on the Shark At Work Show all day today and tonight (and have been all last week) so sadly there will be little to post on DAW this week. The good news is that we will have a brand new hilarious video to air this week starting tomorrow. The bad news…we should look at a photo of me to provide some contrast between this spirit of hope and the general malaise sweeping the universe right now. Also YELLOW TUNA WITH JALAPENO is the best sushi you will ever have. I’m just sayin is all. Just sayin.

Every year I try and make a video Holiday card. And every year the world won’t let me have anything nice.

To wit: last year’s attempt to spread joy and good will.