THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS 2: THIS MEANS WAR!

LOGLINE: It’s December 26^th and Santa is chillin’ in his crib, taking a much-needed break. Then, totally random, aliens from beyond space land in the North Pole and start lasering the fuck out of the place. “Not on my watch!” yells Santa, who dispatches Mrs. Claus and, like, a ton of elves to attack the aliens, since they’re also really good at fighting. What follows is kind of “Kill Bill” meets “Surviving Chirstmas,” except that the aliens DON’T survive, because they’ve all been hacked to shit (lots of blood on the snow too, which looks awesome). As the remaining wounded aliens scramble to their ship and take off, Santa yells “Remember… the day after Christmas, EVERYTHING is half off, including your space heads!!!”

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